Thread: Time Limit

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Geez, two lots of short time for 2000 baht each is hardly been done over, slightly overcharged, yes, but done over?

She agreed to a fee of 2,000 Baht for ALL NIGHT and both times she has not kept her side of the deal probably because she obviously knows he is a newbie.

2,000 Baht is cheap by world flesh rental standards but right up there when it comes to Thailand. What's the going rate in Jakarta at the moment Willy?

Originally Posted by melvbot

Originally Posted by gingsa

Originally Posted by melvbot

Originally Posted by gingsa

What do you think is going on?

You're attempting trolling, possibly the first time

No, not a troll. Do freely admit to being too trusting, and too soft-hearted. Also prone to look for fun, romance and sex all in one package. Will use your advice to adjust my behavior.

Not a troll so that leaves idiot or American, possibly an idiot American.

Have you always been a smug dumb ass or is it just a recent condition?

Originally Posted by gingsa

Have you always been a smug dumb ass or is it just a recent condition?

Sometimes smug, rarely a dumb ass

Have you always been an idiot American?


heres a link

Clueless about getting laid in Thailand? Heres the answers

^ link not work. Me not love you.

Originally Posted by melvbot

Originally Posted by gingsa

Have you always been a smug dumb ass or is it just a recent condition?

Sometimes smug, rarely a dumb ass

Have you always been an idiot American?


heres a link

Clueless about getting laid in Thailand? Heres the answers

And what super smart nationality are you? What drives you to hurl knee-jerk insults over such small issues?

Originally Posted by SunTzu

^ if i remember well, you're the one who started with insults. Calling you an american is not too bad, and calling you an idiot is doing you a favor.

Yeah, I want to be a real smart guy just like you.

^ gonna have to practice hard, bro'

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

2,000 Baht is cheap by world flesh rental standards but right up there when it comes to Thailand. What's the going rate in Jakarta at the moment Willy?

Sheesh mate, I'm married, 'ow would I know ?

about 350-500 thousand Rupiahs LT (no bar fines) - which is $35-$50

Originally Posted by SunTzu

^ gonna have to practice hard, bro'

Back to BKK next week, so I get to practice again. A little wiser and a little more cold hearted

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

^ Mate I think he knows he has been done over.

Geez, two lots of short time for 2000 baht each is hardly been done over, slightly overcharged, yes, but done over?

That's when you pay 600,000 baht sin sot for a wedding, a new house for mama, a buffalo for brother and a new pickup for papa only to find out she is already married, THAT's being done over.

Exactly what I was thinkin.

Only a girl knowing her advantage. Could be much worse.

Originally Posted by Bogon

Hey gingsa.
Have the tried the old fashioned way of pulling a lady?
If you still have all your hair, teeth and brains your in with a good chance here.
Pick a nightclub a little bit out of the way of the tourist population, throw some shapes (dance), have a half decent bottle of whiskey on the table and smile.
I can (no money back) guarentee you that you have a high success rate of saving yourself a few thousand baht over the months and not having a yaa ba addicted girl trying to rifle through your things whilst you are sleeping.
This is what I would do if the missus would allow me!!!!

Bogon

No, I've not done that yet. Just took out a couple of dancers from soi cowboy, a pool shark from a small club in Soi 5, and a couple of massage girls who could leave early. All the wrong moves, I guess.

Any recommendations on nightclubs?

Originally Posted by gingsa

Any recommendations on nightclubs?

Not really. My disco days are all but over, but i'm sure a few of the John Travoltas on the forum here can point you in the right direction

Originally Posted by Bogon

Originally Posted by gingsa

Any recommendations on nightclubs?

Not really. My disco days are all but over, but i'm sure a few of the John Travoltas on the forum here can point you in the right direction

Bogon - I'm a 5 drink dancer. Drinks 1-4 = can't dance for shit. Not going near the floor. Drink 5 and up = step aside and give me some room for some smooth moves!

Originally Posted by Bogon

but i'm sure a few of the John Travoltas on the forum here can point you in the right direction

You rang!

Try the emporium or any of the other higher end shopping centres, go to the cosmetics section, find the best looking or the girl of your taste and ask her about which perfume she would suggest for your mum back home.

After politely refusing the brands she has offered ask her about going out for dinner as her compensation and normally you will land a date but not necessarily a first night leg-over.

Good things come to those that wait and dinner with a quality girl can be more enjoyable then a slap and dash short time with an uncouth slapper.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by Bogon

but i'm sure a few of the John Travoltas on the forum here can point you in the right direction

You rang!

Try the emporium or any of the other higher end shopping centres, go to the cosmetics section, find the best looking or the girl of your taste and ask her about which perfume she would suggest for your mum back home.

After politely refusing the brands she has offered ask her about going out for dinner as her compensation and normally you will land a date but not necessarily a first night leg-over.

Good things come to those that wait and dinner with a quality girl can be more enjoyable then a slap and dash short time with an uncouth slapper.

Loy Toy - I thought of that, but lacked the nerve so far to try. Not sure why - all they can do is snicker, scream HELL NO and laugh as I walk away I have visions of my rejection being broadcast over the PA system in thai and English!

^^LT, So thats where you go before meetin for a beer..!

^ ....and keep away from the ones with a deep voice and five o'clock shadow..

Originally Posted by gingsa

all they can do is snicker, scream HELL NO and laugh as I walk away

much more likely to say yes and then not turn up

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

^^LT, So thats where you go before meetin for a beer..!

Unlikely mate as I ain't got that type of money to spend in those type of fancy places.

Paying the drink bill in your gaff has almost bankrupted me!

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

....and keep away from the ones with a deep voice and five o'clock shadow..

c'mon Smug, dont spoil the fun

Originally Posted by gingsa

First visit to BKK and I soon found a girl I really liked in a small bar. Thought we had agreed for her to stay all night. However, things got a little strange. She refused to take a shower together and left sooner than I expected. She spoke only a little english and keep saying she was shy. Sex was great, and we cuddled awhile, but then she suddenly said she had to leave at 2 in the morning. Claimed the lady she worked for required it, and would be very angry if she stayed all night. I'm thinking she had a boyfriend since the bar was closed. I saw her again a week later and the same thing happened.

What do you think is going on?

Congratulations, you found a hooker.

The moaning is all about getting you get the job over and done with quicker. Some can actually be quite rude and come out with "laew laew dee"...in the heat of passion you think that the lass wants you to give her a hard pummelling, but in the cold light of day, after reading between the lines, the message is always thus.."get the fuck off me you fat kunt, I've got a bar full of pissed out punters with large wallets to tend to".

But it's all jolly good fun..

Originally Posted by gingsa

First visit to BKK and I soon found a girl I really liked in a small bar. Thought we had agreed for her to stay all night. However, things got a little strange. She refused to take a shower together and left sooner than I expected.

Met a mate today who got completely bladdered two nights ago, barely able to walk, paid some skank 2,500b, got back to his, she went to the toilet, he settles down on his sofa. 10 seconds later she comes flying out at full speed, out the door and gone into the night.

Him left sitting on his sofa with one leg out of his jeans starring at the open door while barely able to stand.

That made me laugh.

Sorry about that mate, thought you were more savvy than that.

CM pwned!