Ha, nice thread.

Lying on the floor with a small mirror and manually picking off each under-arm hair with tweasers when I'm watching something.

Speaks in Thai for 10 minutes about something that took 3 words to translate.

So fukn load cleaning etc, bash bang, when I'm trying to get over a hang over.

Will go to extreme lengths to save 10 bt on an item, losing out in time and gas in the end.