Another thing. Too tidy. I get up in the morning, and thanks so some miracle, I remember that I've got to return a mate's DVD, so I scrabble around in the cupboard, find it, and leave it on the sideboard next to my keys to remind me.

Two hours later, when I'm ready to go to work, I pick up my keys from an otherwise uncluttered sideboard and go to work. My mate says "Have you watched that DVD yet?"

I get back home six hours later, and it's back in the cupboard where I found it earlier that morning.

Repeat the following day.

Apart from that, perfect.