What are your partners most irritating traits ?

**Bangyai** · 28-01-2010, 09:24 PM

O.k time to get it of your chest. I know we are all human and nobodys perfect and yes we love them to bits and of course we have our faults too ..... BUT ..

1) She is so slow. If we want to arrive anywhere simultaneously I have to hold her hand and drag her along otherwise I'm heading back and she is still arriving. When buying the groceries its the same. If we need a tin of tuna I grab one of the cheapest tins ........ sorted. She examines them all and gives them the third degree. Where were they caught ? What are the marinated in ? Country of produce , what school did they swim in etc. zzzzzzz Don't even think about going with her if shes buying clothes unless you pack your razor and a good novel.

2) When she cooks, why does it look like Hiroshima afterwards. If I'm on kitchen duty I manage to clean up and put things away as I go on. With her, every bottle of soy sauce etc and every saucepan gets a look in and stays to enjoy the show until the end. There are more peelings and other scraps on the floor than in the bin and it ends up looking like a vegetable plot.

Apart from these she is perfect and I'm glad I met her. I bet she wishes she could say the same.

**Smug Farang Bore** · 28-01-2010, 09:34 PM

All that and a bag of chips.

**dirtydog** · 28-01-2010, 09:45 PM

Getting to places on time, the conversation normally goes like this.

"Tonight we have to goto Nois party"
Me "OK, what time?"
"7 oclock"
Me "We have to be there at 7?"
"Yes"
Me "So what time do you want to leave?"
"7"
Me "If we leave here at 7 then we will arrive late"

Fuk it, I can't be bothered typing all the rest out, anyway thats the way it goes, she then agrees a leaving time and is never ready to actually leave at that time, I don't know why I even bother with this conversation as it has been the exact same for about 14 years.

**Missismiggins** · 28-01-2010, 09:47 PM

1: She can consistently catch me watching movies when I have promised to cut the grass. (I need to build a fire/TV escape)

2: She can hear me, after a few beers, pissing on her flowers from the second floor with the TV on, from a hundred yards. (need to find a bigger bush to deaden the sound)

3:I Think she must drink cooking oil by the gallon, as it doesn't matter how much I buy, there is always only a half litre left. (Need to put something in the oil)

4: She continuosly destroys perfectly good cooking oil by deep frying these disgusting fish in it - Fish 5 baht...oil 100!

5: She is still breathing air after twelve years of marriage!

6: She is smarter than me!

**Smug Farang Bore** · 28-01-2010, 10:23 PM

Miggins piss in the oil ..sorted..

**Missismiggins** · 28-01-2010, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by Smug Farang Bore

Miggins piss in the oil ..sorted..

I used to work with some "rough" fuckers from Wallsend, a few years back, he told me, some kids broke into the local Chip Shop, and they all took turns at taking a DUMP in the deep fat fryer!

The Owner simply used his "chip seive" and scooped out the shit, and fired up the oil...business as usual, never even cleaned the oil!

I love the North East of england...it is a class place!

Life is funny! You have to laugh!

**withnallstoke** · 28-01-2010, 10:35 PM

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The Owner simply used his "chip seive" and scooped out the shit, and fired up the oil...business as usual, never even cleaned the oil!

Should have battered the turd and deep fried it.

**Missismiggins** · 28-01-2010, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Originally Posted by Missismiggins

The Owner simply used his "chip seive" and scooped out the shit, and fired up the oil...business as usual, never even cleaned the oil!

Should have battered the turd and deep fried it.

Like a deep fried Mars bar, with a gritty texture! mmmm

**crazy dog** · 28-01-2010, 10:42 PM

We have to wait ages for free buses in the heat, letting others go by. When we get one she complains they are full of poor smelly folk

The later she is (always) the slower she goes

Has daft rules about what can be washed with what, eg trousers are not to be washed with shirts.

**semtex** · 29-01-2010, 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by crazy dog

We have to wait ages for free buses in the heat, letting others go by. When we get one she complains they are full of poor smelly folk

That gesture by the government to help the people is really dumb.

Now, instead of having 30 people sitting comfortably on each bus, you have 100 people crammed onto each free bus and 2 people on each pay bus.

**StrontiumDog** · 28-01-2010, 10:51 PM

Insane jealousy...it drives me to drink...well that's my excuse anyway

**Missismiggins** · 28-01-2010, 10:53 PM

Time means nothing...they are late for everything except DEATH!

**barbaro** · 28-01-2010, 10:54 PM

Always nibbling on something. But she's still skinny and I'm not so.....that's a good thing.

**crazy dog** · 28-01-2010, 11:11 PM

I forgot-watching lakorn and thinking it's good drama

saying up to her all the time, but it never works when I say it

**Bangyai** · 28-01-2010, 11:17 PM

If I am watching a good film ( very rare ) she decides its a good time for a chat and to keep me updated with all the local gossip. If I am tardy with my replies or say " eh...what " too often she says I'm getting old and am not paying attention.......whereas, if she is totaly absorbed in some Korean soap and I want to know if she's seen my glasses, prancing around the room in my underware can't penetrate her concentration unless I stop in front of the t.v.and give her a flash.

**Missismiggins** · 29-01-2010, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by Bangyai

If I am watching a good film ( very rare ) she decides its a good time for a chat and to keep me updated with all the local gossip. If I am tardy with my replies or say " eh...what " too often she says I'm getting old and am not paying attention.......whereas, if she is totaly absorbed in some Korean soap and I want to know if she's seen my glasses, prancing around the room in my underware can't penetrate her concentration unless I stop in front of the t.v.and give her a flash.

You just reminded me of another...the constant flipping of TV channels, that can be pretty irritating....jumping from one skin whitening lotion to the next!

**S Landreth** · 29-01-2010, 03:10 AM

Water everywhere!

Takes a shower,.doesn’t dry off in the bathroom,…………walks around the house till she drip dries

I don’t know what she does in the bathroom (you know after,…..),…but there is water sprayed everywhere

Cleans/washes something outside,….a gallon of water will end up in the house on the floor

**Muadib** · 28-01-2010, 11:23 PM

Sometimes she craps on the carpet... I just rub her nose in it and then clean up the mess...

**Moonraker** · 29-01-2010, 12:05 AM

Stupid, rhetorical questions:

Bearing in mind we are skint at the moment:

Wife: Do you want to go out for a drink tonight?
Me: Yeah, that'd be great. Why do we have some money?
Wife: No.

ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHGHHHH

**Carnwadrick** · 29-01-2010, 12:10 AM

She is always right but never says "I told you so" which really pisses me

**dirtydog** · 29-01-2010, 12:12 AM

^^You should give her a good hiding for that

**Moonraker** · 29-01-2010, 12:25 AM

Wifey: Can you help me with this, I can't do it.

Me: OK. (I start doing/fixing whatever)

Wifey: Why you do it like that for? That's wrong!

**melvbot** · 29-01-2010, 02:07 AM

She can wake up in the middle of night and be back to sleep in seconds, I may as well get up.

**StrontiumDog** · 29-01-2010, 12:28 PM

Originally Posted by melvbot

She can wake up in the middle of night and be back to sleep in seconds, I may as well get up.

Same here.

How is it Thai ladies can sleep anywhere, no matter what is happening? Do they have some genetic predisposition, that I/we lack. I swear my one could sleep though a nuclear war/earthquake/tsunami/the building falling down around her. At worst, she might turn over in her sleep.

Any significant disturbance and I'm awake. She on the other hand has shown close to zero interest in things of importance happening around her. My self preservation devices kick in...she seems to be blissfully unaware.

Me....."Oh look darling that juggernaut is about to ram us at full speed, we are surely going to be turned into puree and suffer a horrible and excruciating death".

Her..."zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz".

**nedwalk** · 29-01-2010, 05:10 AM

Originally Posted by melvbot

She can wake up in the middle of night and be back to sleep in seconds

same here mate, and bloody snoreing, shits me it does

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