Thread: You smell. you need a shower and other rants

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

We've no problems with the In-Laws, even when they reside a mere 2 kms away. I get on with them quite well.....

I am sure you fit right in as you have been indoctrinated into their foolishness! . Same same but not different?

Originally Posted by Rural Surin

Our bunch are different {really}. Different class - much more akin to country sophistication.

Now that's a hoot

country sophistication

Originally Posted by Texpat

country sophistication

Yep...thought you'd like that

Originally Posted by MeMock

Wow what a rant from some people.

Half my inlaws live downstairs, 1/4 200 m away and the other 1/4 5 kms away. Never a problem at all, sure there are a few niggly things but the same as living with your inlaws back home. I don't see what the big problem is.

It's probably only a problem if your inlaws are uneducated peasants who were raised without a notion of hygiene, sanitation or life... Probably would have exactly the same in issues with such folk in any country, it's just that back home we (those of us who are educated, and were raised with a notion of hygiene, sanitation and life) generally don't marry into those who aren't... It would be like marrying into an uneducated pikey/gypsy family back home who live in a caravan at the side of the road.

My GF is from rural Isaan and got the fuck out of there as soon as she could. Got herself educated and resents nearly everything about their way of life as well as the (non-peasant) Thai mentallity. As she has said many a time 'Thai people stupid', and has always pointed this out to the said Thai person when their stupidy has a negative impact in our life.

She only has contact with her parents, she resents her loser brothers and has absolutely nothing for them (time or money). I have nothing to do with her family as I would have nothing to do with uneducated peasants in my own (or anyother) country.

Our life is very different from theirs, no point trying to connect them.

Originally Posted by melvbot

I put mosquito screens up

One thing that irritates the absolute living fook out of me is when they have to open a sliding window the mosquito screen has to be opened as well.

I have tried to reason with the cooonts time and time again that air and wind will still pass through a closed screen but they won't fooking have it.

When I arrive home there are flies and other insects in the house and if they forget to close the screen at night mosquitos as well.

By the way marmite has seen how I house my in-laws and to be fair it is far too good for the leeches.

Can't live em, can't kill em!

Originally Posted by MeMock

Half my inlaws live downstairs, 1/4 200 m away and the other 1/4 5 kms away. Never a problem at all, sure there are a few niggly things but the same as living with your inlaws back home. I don't see what the big problem is.

You think it's acceptable to piss everywhere. To ignore instructions to leave a sick animal alone (that has cost at that point 200 quid) so it gets better.
To not take care of your daughters/sisters property and abuse it.


Bollocks Memock.

Stop being a dick.

No squirrel I don't think that is ok, all the inlaw stories on here sound mostly sound like hell.
Just that it was turning into the good old thai bashing with calling them monkeys, frogs etc etc so just thought I would offer a different point of view.
So just to clarify I aint being a dick.

Chitown, I am not sure I quite get your comment. Are you saying that my inlaws must be the same as yours but it doesn't bother me because I am as foolish as them?

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

As usual though, because he is her father, the missus still loves him, even though she says she doesn't really like him.

That particularly endearing (or irritating, I am not quite sure) ability of Thais to hold two mutually exclusive ideas in their head at the same time, and completely believe both.

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

As usual though, because he is her father, the missus still loves him, even though she says she doesn't really like him.

The wife is the same. Her dad was a pisshead mafia wannabe, used to pick fights with her, even shot at her once. One minute she hated him then when he got sick she went the other way "he's my dad" etc. Fair enough I suppose but if someone had shot a gun at me with the idea of killing me I wouldnt see it the same way.

Originally Posted by MeMock

So just to clarify I aint being a dick.

You never are......sod that you are.

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Originally Posted by MeMock

So just to clarify I aint being a dick.

You never are......sod that you are.

That's much nicer then being called a dick.

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Some smarmy Israeli tosser stood beside her looked at her and said " Sure you would like a big one" and winked.

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

She turned. Looked at him and said " You smell. You need a shower" (in English) much to the amusement of his friends, the seller and the two other foreigners waiting for bloody orange juice (turned out it was shite as well). Turned to me and said "Quirrel, he really smells. Why don't foreigners wash properly?"

What an embarrassment, nothing worse than a Thai bird piping up in public infront of her Farang other half, you should have told her to behave herself and not get so emotional.

Quirrel, why farang no shower good?

Originally Posted by melvbot

the attitude for a lot of Thais is "buy new one"

Yep, I've lost count of the number of simple things that broke here, and i fixed them after being advised by a gf to "buy a new one" only after showing the fixed thing them then calling me "geng mark" even though it was something really really straighforward that i did. Odd folk.

Originally Posted by English Noodles

Quirrel, why farang no shower good?

Maybe the bar educated women you hang out with speak like that Noodles.

Originally Posted by Chairman Mao

Our life is very different from theirs, no point trying to connect them.

I don't want to connect with them. I just wanted them to leave the fucking dog alone. Dog is now in a vets up the road for 500B a day for the next ten days just to make sure it's fucking foot is fixed up. even managed to get them to agree to take it in a taxi back to the house so that nobody can come pester the beast.

The brother and his wife ( a charming lady, two lovely matching butterfly tattoos on the back of her upper arms.) have a 5 month old baby.

It appears that in Thai culture when the baby is distressed, crying, needing attention the best thing to do is to make really loud noises at it which are similar. This will calm the baby and stop it crying.........either that or fear it to be quiet.

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

even managed to get them to agree to take it in a taxi back to the house so that nobody can come pester the beast.

Oh dear. You know thats going to fall to bits don't you?

^ Fingers crossed they won't just put the dog in a taxi. They did say one of the girls would drop it off for us.

Originally Posted by mrsquirrel

Maybe the bar educated women you hang out with speak like that Noodles.

Okay.

Originally Posted by MeMock

Half my inlaws live downstairs, 1/4 200 m away and the other 1/4 5 kms away. Never a problem at all, sure there are a few niggly things but the same as living with your inlaws back home. I don't see what the big problem is.

Yes, but your inlaws are basically Khmer and not dumb-fuck Thais.

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

Originally Posted by MeMock

Half my inlaws live downstairs, 1/4 200 m away and the other 1/4 5 kms away. Never a problem at all, sure there are a few niggly things but the same as living with your inlaws back home. I don't see what the big problem is.

Yes, but your inlaws are basically Khmer and not dumb-fuck Thais.

Indeed. Basically Khmer....

Haha, don't let them here you say that! Actually no, the khemers are a little distance away so they are all proud Thais around here.

I must admit my family do stupid things that piss my wife off sometimes which is a result of a poor education but they are clean, look after their equipment, don't drink, smoke, gamble etc etc which makes a big difference it would seem.