Thread: Going Commando, you know it makes sense

Originally Posted by November Rain

I've never yet met a guy who is happy with my nice, comfy white cotton ones*.

Must admit those big English granny ones are by no means a turn on. Those low cut or bikini cotton ones made by Jockey are very sexy IMO. The bras are great as well.

^ Yes indeed. You can keep your frilly French knickers in the closet ladies. I ike a nice tight pair of white Cottontails.

Originally Posted by zipcode

Or possibly I am gay.

Possibly ?

Originally Posted by Norton

Originally Posted by November Rain

I've never yet met a guy who is happy with my nice, comfy white cotton ones*.

Must admit those big English granny ones are by no means a turn on. Those low cut or bikini cotton ones made by Jockey are very sexy IMO. The bras are great as well.

Who said big or granny? White cotton bikinis are comfy, but scratchy bits of lace & froofroo bits & even worse tacky manmade fibres aren't.

this thread is starting to need pics

NR?

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by zipcode

Or possibly I am gay.

Possibly ?

And this is funny why??? My reasons seem quite logical, effective, and pleasurable!

^To each his own I guess..

Problem here is not dribble as much as "anal sweat"

Most farangs don't wipe their butts properly. In that situation, or following a 'shart', the shit mixes with your hairy sweating butt cleavage, and you get a crap streak on your chinos.

^ If the bum gun is used correctly then 'arse juice' and 'skid marks' are problems of a dark and distant past

Originally Posted by DrAndy

this thread is starting to need pics

NR?

Just for you, DrA, as I know you have trouble visualising what I mean.

Comfy





Not comfy*






* disclaimer - this is not to say that 'not comfy' will not be worn, just that it's hot, tight, scratchy & is only worth it on special occasions.

^ Phworrrr!

I went commando the other day and it makes little difference in this heat, only that you have to wash your trousers/shorts far more often.

Originally Posted by walrus

^ If the bum gun is used correctly then 'arse juice' and 'skid marks' are problems of a dark and distant past

But you don't use a bum gun every time you fart. And every time you do fart, microscopic particles fire out. Then if you have a sweaty hairy bum, the sweat droplets turns into turd slurry.

Take your word for it NR my dear, maybe they aren't comfy but those suspender stocking outfits get me going. Woof woof

Originally Posted by November Rain

this is not to say that 'not comfy' will not be worn, just that it's hot, tight, scratchy & is only worth it on special occasions.

Define "worth it "

Originally Posted by Redneck

Originally Posted by walrus

^ If the bum gun is used correctly then 'arse juice' and 'skid marks' are problems of a dark and distant past

But you don't use a bum gun every time you fart. And every time you do fart, microscopic particles fire out. Then if you have a sweaty hairy bum, the sweat droplets turns into turd slurry.

The walrus has been known to use the bum gun several times between poos ...

Not only does this keep the arse crack clean and fresh but also provides relief in the heat and more importantly down time from the work place.

Keeping the botty fluff clipped can always help to keep the back bottom clear of unwanted boulders, clinker and dangleberries and last but not least application of talcum powder after showers and baths keeps the brown eye dry and fragrant !

Flexibility is the key to clean cheeks here in the Asias

"The best way to preserve your starfish is to soak it in 70% isopropyl alcohol overnight. After doing this let it dry out real well on a paper towel, out in the sun if at all possible. You might also want to weigh down the legs so that it does not curl up as it dries. "

How to preserve a Starfish

Originally Posted by Redneck

Problem here is not dribble as much as "anal sweat" Most farangs don't wipe their butts properly. In that situation, or following a 'shart', the shit mixes with your hairy sweating butt cleavage, and you get a crap streak on your chinos.

like this?

Originally Posted by DrAndy

NR, I was hoping for pics of Lauren Bacall

Scantily dressed Lauren? Never come across it. Something for TheTyim perhaps? I can do you a nice Sophia Loren. Any good?

Originally Posted by Norton

Must admit those big English granny ones are by no means a turn on.

Ya mean like the ones that granny made out od enpty sugar and flour sacks??

Originally Posted by Redneck

Most farangs don't wipe their butts properly. In that situation, or following a 'shart', the shit mixes with your hairy sweating butt cleavage, and you get a crap streak on your chinos.

Why not just tell it like it is,, Them is skid marks you are talking about..
Like most BGs got in their skivvies.,, get it on customers Chinos when doing a lap dance too.

Originally Posted by peterpan

those suspender stocking

You are one funny fucker, PP , ya know that.

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by DrAndy

NR, I was hoping for pics of Lauren Bacall

Scantily dressed Lauren? Never come across it. Something for TheTyim perhaps? I can do you a nice Sophia Loren. Any good?

hmm, I liked her when I was 14

Lauren is timeless

oh well, I will just have to use my imagination

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Lauren is timeless

Sorry to burst your bubble Andy but nothing is timeless. Well, at least she's showing a little cleavage.