Thread: Going Commando, you know it makes sense

I rarely wear underpants, its a hot climate and nuts were designed to swing free in the breeze to keep them cool.
So why constrain them into a pair (why are they called a pair when there is only one?) of tight underpants.
Can understand those who have a dribbling problem (you know who you are) but I don't, quick shake and its all out.
So I don't generally wear underpants, much cooler, and bit of freedom for the old boy, he deserves it after all the happy times he has given me.

If I was a women I wouldn't wear them either, I would just wear a short skirt and give all you perverts a bit of a hard on.
Tried to convince my Missus of this but she won't have a bar of it, "its dirty" she says, I think its dirty not to let a bit of breeze around the growler myself, but you know what Thai women are like, so bloody conservative.

Wouldn't some nice ladies crotch-less undies serve the same purpose?
Give it a try... it pretty much gift wraps the package for your ladies.

Originally Posted by peterpan

I rarely wear underpants, its a hot climate and nuts were designed to swing free in the breeze to keep them cool.

Very comfortable and as your nut sack slowly elongates everyday, further cooling is assured as they submerge in the cool waters of the toilet when you sit down.

^^^ but wot happens when u crack a bit of a fat?

The whole world sees it!

My trousers/jeans do not have reliable enough zippers for this kind of practice.

The purpose of underpants is to keep your precious jewels out of harms way when you sit down.

I agree that ladies do not need to wear any.

Quite like the feel of freebagging. No constraints and keeps the blood flowing (though hopefully not too much to the wrong place at the wrong time, could prove a touch embarrassing)

Too hot and too balmy for underpants in this part of the world.

Originally Posted by kingwilly

^^^ but wot happens when u crack a bit of a fat?

The whole world sees it!

At my age KW cracking an unexpected chubby to show off, well its a bonus innit?

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

My trousers/jeans do not have reliable enough zippers for this kind of practice.

i made that mistake once....

FAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!

frank and beans!!

why do they call it commando ? do you have to paint it in camo colours ?

I call it freesnaking or freebagging - and for the ladies , freesnailing - all self explanatory

Originally Posted by kingwilly

but wot happens when u crack a bit of a fart?

The whole world smells it!

You need more than underpants to cure that problem

freeballing!

Originally Posted by kingwilly

freeballing!

no thanks

Originally Posted by kingwilly

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

My trousers/jeans do not have reliable enough zippers for this kind of practice.

i made that mistake once....

FAaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrk!

Yes, I love that swing low sweet chariot feeling but I once had a gaggle of giggling caddies paying overly close attention to my swing as my broomhandle (ahem!) putter came out of the bag unexpectedly.

Actually, isn't it illegal in Thailand not to wear underwear?

Standard practice for the women at fruit & veg markets here not to wear undies...

keeps the flies away from the melons





















soorry.

Reminds me of a joke;

Why are there no Polish ballerinas?

Because when they do the splits they stick to the floor.



Yea, I know, I'm sick and enjoy it.

you know what Thai women are like, so bloody conservative.

Then what does that make Flippers?

why constrain them into a pair of tight underpants

There is an option you know, I gave up jocks years ago.
Boxers are the the only way to go.
Security, cleanliness AND comfort, I can't understand why the jock companies are still in business.

^
My first trip to the tropics ending up with a case of jock rot that went from the scrotum to halfway down my inner thigh and produced half a cup of cottage cheese a day. The doc put it down to wearing underpants. Been wearing boxers ever since.

I always wear those Calvin Kline thingys. I hate the feeling of going commando.

Originally Posted by Gallowspole

^
a case of jock rot that went from the scrotum to halfway down my inner thigh and produced half a cup of cottage cheese a day.

Did you save it and use it on sandwiches?

Of course! I was a backpacker -waste not want not. Just don't ask what the bread substitute was.

Always wear cotton undies, but it's hard to find pretty ones in Thailand.