Going Commando, you know it makes sense

**peterpan** · 08-04-2008, 09:42 AM

Bit the same with me this AM jizz, went for my usual morning walk, on return jumped in for a shower and quickly dressed to take my daughters to school. It wasn't till I was driving home I realised my zipper wasn't done up, normally not too much of a problem but I remembered I had squatted down on the floor beside my youngest daughter for 15 mins, facing all the young mums doing the same.

**walrus** · 08-04-2008, 09:55 AM

Originally Posted by peterpan

It wasn't till I was driving home I realised my zipper wasn't done up, normally not too much of a problem but I remembered I had squatted down on the floor beside my youngest daughter for 15 mins, facing all the young mums doing the same.

Ha ha !

The cage was open but the beast was asleep !

**dirtydog** · 08-04-2008, 10:14 AM

^I think you will find the beast died of old age a few years back

**peterpan** · 09-04-2008, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by dirtydog

^I think you will find the beast died of old age a few years back

The "beast" AKA "the Ferret" gets let out for a run on occasion, too frequently according to wifey. I guess the day is not too far off when I shall have to furtively ask the chemist "got any Viagra?" but for now it just gets going on the sight of my wifes rear end.

**Texpat** · 09-04-2008, 02:48 AM

The adult male diaper ain't too cool, but it saves you from having to go whiz at a party and doubles as a proud frontal bulge (which always impresses the girls). As a plus, it grows as the night goes on.

**Norton** · 09-04-2008, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by November Rain

I've never yet met a guy who is happy with my nice, comfy white cotton ones*.

Must admit those big English granny ones are by no means a turn on. Those low cut or bikini cotton ones made by Jockey are very sexy IMO. The bras are great as well.

**November Rain** · 09-04-2008, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Norton

Originally Posted by November Rain

I've never yet met a guy who is happy with my nice, comfy white cotton ones*.

Must admit those big English granny ones are by no means a turn on. Those low cut or bikini cotton ones made by Jockey are very sexy IMO. The bras are great as well.

Who said big or granny? White cotton bikinis are comfy, but scratchy bits of lace & froofroo bits & even worse tacky manmade fibres aren't.

**sabang** · 09-04-2008, 12:33 PM

^ Yes indeed. You can keep your frilly French knickers in the closet ladies. I ike a nice tight pair of white Cottontails.

**zipcode** · 09-04-2008, 01:05 PM

**peterpan** · 09-04-2008, 01:34 PM

Originally Posted by zipcode

Or possibly I am gay.

Possibly ?

**zipcode** · 09-04-2008, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

Originally Posted by zipcode

Or possibly I am gay.

Possibly ?

And this is funny why??? My reasons seem quite logical, effective, and pleasurable!

**DrAndy** · 09-04-2008, 02:23 PM

this thread is starting to need pics

NR?

**November Rain** · 09-04-2008, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

this thread is starting to need pics

NR?

Just for you, DrA, as I know you have trouble visualising what I mean.

Comfy

Not comfy*

* disclaimer - this is not to say that 'not comfy' will not be worn, just that it's hot, tight, scratchy & is only worth it on special occasions.

**blackgang** · 09-04-2008, 03:31 PM

^To each his own I guess..

**The Gentleman Scamp** · 09-04-2008, 04:41 PM

^ Phworrrr!

I went commando the other day and it makes little difference in this heat, only that you have to wash your trousers/shorts far more often.

**peterpan** · 09-04-2008, 04:47 PM

Take your word for it NR my dear, maybe they aren't comfy but those suspender stocking outfits get me going. Woof woof

**Thetyim** · 09-04-2008, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

this is not to say that 'not comfy' will not be worn, just that it's hot, tight, scratchy & is only worth it on special occasions.

Define "worth it "

**Thetyim** · 09-04-2008, 04:59 PM

"The best way to preserve your starfish is to soak it in 70% isopropyl alcohol overnight. After doing this let it dry out real well on a paper towel, out in the sun if at all possible. You might also want to weigh down the legs so that it does not curl up as it dries. "

How to preserve a Starfish

**DrAndy** · 09-04-2008, 06:09 PM

NR, I was hoping for pics of Lauren Bacall

anyway, I do find it perverse that what turns a lot of men on are those pre-war (that big one in the 1940s) undergarments. Nowadays, if a woman is wearing those SM clothes, she is out to get you!! or someone

I remember when I had a Seppo g/f, she was from Minnesota and had a ranch. When she wore her leather chaps, she looked incredibly erotic (without any other clothes, of course)

**kingwilly** · 09-04-2008, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by Redneck

Problem here is not dribble as much as "anal sweat" Most farangs don't wipe their butts properly. In that situation, or following a 'shart', the shit mixes with your hairy sweating butt cleavage, and you get a crap streak on your chinos.

like this?

**November Rain** · 09-04-2008, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

NR, I was hoping for pics of Lauren Bacall

Scantily dressed Lauren? Never come across it. Something for TheTyim perhaps? I can do you a nice Sophia Loren. Any good?

**DrAndy** · 10-04-2008, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by November Rain

Originally Posted by DrAndy

NR, I was hoping for pics of Lauren Bacall

Scantily dressed Lauren? Never come across it. Something for TheTyim perhaps? I can do you a nice Sophia Loren. Any good?

hmm, I liked her when I was 14

Lauren is timeless

oh well, I will just have to use my imagination

**blackgang** · 09-04-2008, 07:38 PM

Originally Posted by Norton

Must admit those big English granny ones are by no means a turn on.

Ya mean like the ones that granny made out od enpty sugar and flour sacks??

Originally Posted by Redneck

Most farangs don't wipe their butts properly. In that situation, or following a 'shart', the shit mixes with your hairy sweating butt cleavage, and you get a crap streak on your chinos.

Why not just tell it like it is,, Them is skid marks you are talking about..
Like most BGs got in their skivvies.,, get it on customers Chinos when doing a lap dance too.

**blackgang** · 09-04-2008, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by peterpan

those suspender stocking

You are one funny fucker, PP , ya know that.

**Norton** · 10-04-2008, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by DrAndy

Lauren is timeless

Sorry to burst your bubble Andy but nothing is timeless. Well, at least she's showing a little cleavage.

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