Played lead guitar in bands from 5th grade onwards. Was the superstar guitarist and vocalist singing GLORIA, I can't get no satisfaction, picking out WIPE OUT and other hits at age what, 12?

By 15 I was burning through Led Zep, Doors, and others. Retired at 17. Played at some famous clubs as an underage prodigy. Promptly forgotten about subsequently.

Oh yeah, what else? I play a mean electric cranked up on the beach with my 20 year old son, who is ten times the guitarist i ever was.