Back in '71, or there abouts, Hyde Park festival hosted Gong, Eno, Nico & Family. In the Gents, one of the warm up acts, Kevin Coyne, was as pissed as a fart and needed assistance to stand. I don't remember how, or why, but I got a good view of him on stage, from the wings. I rubbed shoulders with important looking roadies and ended up getting very pissed. I will never forget the live version of his first hit.
(Shouted) "Mother me Marjorie razorblade (burp)".