Thread: Finding my roots

I paid 60 baht for one rectangle bar of it last week.

^ I got the whole Milky Way for the same price!

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

How much?

Normally £599 but I’ll sell you a plot for £199

^^ The Galaxy, for me.

I'd of thought you'd be more interested in Uranus.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I'd of thought you'd be more interested in Uranus.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Normally £599 but I’ll sell you a plot for £199

I'll take 3 then.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

I'll take 3 then.

In that case I’ll discount it another 25% and you only need pay €749

A word of caution.

https://www.news.com.au/technology/s...5330f354d68c5e

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Either that or you’ve just been ripped off and paid for the 21st Century equivalent of a tarot reading.

The possibility doesn't seem to have even crossed his miniscule mind.

Here's my two testing kits, on my 'I'll get round it it some time' pile, where they've been since last December.

I did my mum and daughter so thought it would be interesting to fill in a few gaps and do myself. I can't actually remember why I paid for two kits because I can't think of who else to test.

Originally Posted by Mendip

can't actually remember why I paid for two kits

Wasn’t it a 2 4 1 deal.

Still doesn't justify 4 John Craven Tea towels.

Ah, the yellowed fan.

We've all been there.

It somehow makes it seem that all the inhabitants of the room get through 30 Woodbine a day.

Sent my one off a week ago.

How long does it normally take for results?

I was told that it's usually quicker for Scots because there's so much less DNA to test, but I have no idea if that's true or not.

A couple of weeks maybe?

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Sent my one off a week ago.

How long does it normally take for results?

longer if you are a hominid with a lot of body hair

Well my Surname suggests that my line was part of the Viking lineage that made it’s way through Europe first then entered England somewhat connected to the Norman conquest.

If I have English blood in me I’m not going to admit it.

^ 5556

English? You silly uneducated prick, no one is English.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ 5556

English? You silly uneducated prick, no one is English.

You’re catching on.

Just cos a dog is born in a stable, doesn’t make him a horse, right?

^ Or Jesus

Or Welsh.

^ Yes, whatever they are? the Northern Welsh are just a province of Liverpool, the South where my mum came from are quite anglicised, i suspect there is place somewhere in the middle where they coexist with sheep

Sacre bleucymlldyllddlydlmrghlldlylcymrulyldydd

Originally Posted by Mendip

I did my mum and daughter so thought it would be interesting to fill in a few gaps and do myself. I can't actually remember why I paid for two kits

Could it have been Yogi and the reason for the savaging having tried to swab his shiny scrote?