Thread: Songkran 2023

Originally Posted by taxexile

stumpy, be a good lad and post a few more photos of your pool, your house, your beer, your veranda, your instagram lifestyle, your hammock and your fucking fridge, just in case there's poster or two who haven't got the picture yet..

many thanks, tax.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

The irony of course is that the lummox actually thinks he’s an integrated, assimilated, rinsed out and dried in, homegrown farang who’s part of the community rather than a farang who’s created his wee bubble of existence, immune from anything Thai, approximating to the American suburban idyll right down to the pooch breed which shouldn’t be here.

The smugness is almost an emetic.

And that fucking poolside fridge …….gosh, how fucking cool Arizona.

Jelapusy is so unbecoming.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

What's not to like?

That 99.99 of the girls are wearing bras?

Originally Posted by Topper

That 99.99 of the girls are wearing bras?

You're hard to please, Topper.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You're hard to please, Topper.

I've got me standerds....

Originally Posted by Topper

That 99.99 of the girls are wearing bras?

I believe this photo was taken by a poster called Chairman Mao.




You drink in the wrong bars, Tops.

^ I'm a God fearin' family man, don't ya know...that's a cute pair...err tongue she has...

Originally Posted by Stumpy

You 2 guys(tax and Sa) are laughable at best and your petty cracks show up in many posts. But hey. Some of us did this right and are enjoying life versus trapped in a condo in whore tourist land or curtain twitching in the UK.

Cheers Fellas and haters gonna hate.

so easy to pull a septics plonker.

Originally Posted by david44

I quite agree , nail head

Isn't it great to see a positive poster who is enjoying life and happy to take time to share for those who may only dream of their own pool .I myself am saving for a new bicycle, testicle and piddling pool , Good on you.


Lovely quality photos of someone who has turned their dream into reality, A nice positive contrast to some who despite loathing the climate, culture, locals and lifestyle seem drawn to Thailand and Thai forums or is it fora?

Worry not Stumpy as I was advised on my fist nudist beach

IGNORE THE KNOCKERS

the day david44 met ken dodd.

Originally Posted by taxexile

the day david44 met ken dodd.

I wasn't even alive when they filmed that.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I wasn't even alive when they filmed that.

I wasn't alive when it aired, and it only played through the left side of my headphones.

Originally Posted by misskit

I’ve started stuffing my own queen martini olives with blue cheese. Love those dirty martinis.

Hey MK, do you make Martini's with the blue cheese stuffed olives or just eat them?

Originally Posted by Edmond

I believe this photo was taken by a poster called Chairman Mao.

Does Chairman Mao know that photo has been around forever, was taken outside Best Bar on Pattaya Soi 8, and it's a bloke in the pic?

Originally Posted by Headworx

Does Chairman Mao know that photo has been around forever, was taken outside Best Bar on Pattaya Soi 8, and it's a bloke in the pic?

LOL, maybe I do hang out at the right bars.....

Father-daughter guns.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Does Chairman Mao know that photo has been around forever, was taken outside Best Bar on Pattaya Soi 8, and it's a bloke in the pic?

Probably why the Arab is striding over purposefully....

Originally Posted by armstrong

Father-daughter guns.

Should be fun Armstrong. Ever try one of those super soaker deals with the backpack water reservoir? Haven't seen one in awhile but pre covid at one of the big roadside parties up here a few had them and they were able to water down people for a long time before a refill.

I think only those with a challenged IQ and all the maturity of a newly born Mayfly might derive some entertainment from the imbecilfest that is Thai Songkran after, say, their third festival.

Fine for one day but as ever the Thai rip the guts out of pretty much everything they undertake and so we have this ghastly week every fucking year.

But, really, are there any farang that gormless they actually think a Thai up country party is “fun”?

Lumpen, gaptoothed, grinning, drunken, barefoot peasants garbed in their provincial uniform of hand-me-downs prancing about to mor lam blasting out at ear bleeding levels until fights break out, old scores are settled, the gambling schools make a killing, the same dreary mob of desperate freeloaders who turn up at every wedding, monk initiation rite and funeral burning, is enjoyable?

Sure, the first few times is interesting as a sociological experience but once you know the script only a fucking idiot would call it a party worthy of attendance.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Jelapusy is so unbecoming.

i see your brain surgery was unsuccessful......











..... you moronic dipshit.

Originally Posted by armstrong

The first "proper" Songkran since Covid. What are your plans?

I am hiding until it goes away. but I might tale peek.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

One bar was already kitted out and had cretinous farangs spraying passing

Ya know HB. I have been to a couple of those big bar front type Songkran deals in BKk. They suck especially along any of those hooker bar Soi's packed with foreigners.

The most enjoyable ones I have experienced are the country versions. Far more fun. Good family fun. Again few years before covid up here on a road side party They set up big ice water dunk tanks. They threw coconuts at the paddle to sink ya. Was some good laughs.

Time to make like a Duck and fly South for the winter, or their winter at least. Fuck Songkran and the way it's heating up during the days lately, its going to be a scorcher of a next few months in Thailand.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Hey MK, do you make Martini's with the blue cheese stuffed olives or just eat them?

Making martinis with the blue cheese stuffed olives. Hard not to eat one while making the drinks though twice as good after they are soaked.

Must have one now.

Originally Posted by misskit

Must have one now.

Good plan. The Cocktail Hour is upon us.