Thread: If You Could Choose Your Death, How Would You Want To Go?

To gradually slip into senility and be the most awkward old git on the planet, before finally passing away at the grand old age of 115.

Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun

To die peacefully at the wheel and then for the motor to self drive for 50 K's taking out every fucking Thai motorcycelist it came across. For that I wouldn't mind going to hell .

Forgot to say that "I made sure I wasn't insured" before my sad departure

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

To gradually slip into senility and be the most awkward old git on the planet, before finally passing away at the grand old age of 115.

Then it's just about time....Aint it ...

bike wreck. smiling and feeling the warmth of the sun.

^ While the vultures are picking you eyes out, waiting for the body to compose enough, so they can begin there feast...

Originally Posted by chitown

Any answers......except during sex!!!!

awww fuuuuhhg!!!!!

Mark

Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog

To gradually slip into senility and be the most awkward old git on the planet, before finally passing away at the grand old age of 115.

You'll get on TV, gums clacking an all.

Crikey what is it with most of you lot? - what could be simpler and less traumatic than drifting away peacefully in your sleep? Ok it gives your partner the heeby jeebies for a few minutes but better than being stalked and hopefully despatched with a clean shot or body hoovered off tarmac while the brain's still active.

Originally Posted by chitown

Any answers......except during sex!!!!

In bed, during a post coital doze!

Originally Posted by a. boozer

Originally Posted by chitown

Any answers......except during sex!!!!

In bed, during a post coital doze!

There ya go!!!

To "rage, rage, against the dying of the light" at age 84, by all estimates (??!)