Thread: If You Could Choose Your Death, How Would You Want To Go?

Any answers......except during sex!!!!

In my sleep!! No Pain!

Getting a " blow job " as that ain't sex is it. ?

Bill Clinton said so.

Monica kept the stained dress, so death by BJ is not an answer!

Taking 1000 infidels with me to be my slaves in paradise, Allahu Akbar!
(this one for you, eliminator, you mud-brained tosser)

Freezing to death would be the best. You'd be numb and just go to sleep. Hopefully, just after kicking the ass of these two in Antarctica.

To die peacefully at the wheel and then for the motor to self drive for 50 K's taking out every fucking Thai motorcycelist it came across. For that I wouldn't mind going to hell .

blimey, where on earth do these topics come from, Ajarn?

Originally Posted by DrAndy

blimey, where on earth do these topics come from, Ajarn?

never been to arjan as I am not nor would I ever teach here.

Just trying to be interesting that's all.

Feel free to start a thread on something better and if I like I will post!

Originally Posted by chitown

I am not nor would I ever teach here.

feckin amen to that

Actually,

Stroll has chosen a great way for himself to die when he is ready to go, ain't you stroll.

You have chosen to " Wank " your self to death as you are so used to doing it.

Fokin hell,

I foked that up as it was suppost to be '" Spin " but it don't matter as there both full on " Wankers "

Taken out by a hitman. At least I would have been irritating enough to someone that they would pay money for my death

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

Taken out by a hitman. At least I would have been irritating enough to someone that they would pay money for my death

Your wish has been granted, I've already given 5,000 Baht to Tik, the local ya-ba addict hitman, with another 5,000 to come after the deed. When are you next in Chiang Mai?

Quick. To cease upon the midnight with no pain.

Die in bed....an ol' geezer...with a brown bunnie beside me.

As fast as possible. Maybe electrocution by an extremely high-voltage wire.

In a guillotine, facing upwards...

Or dieing of boredom....

One of those two options would do me.

Your Personal Day of Death is... Monday, July 30, 2040
Seconds left to live...

1,032,945,427

Thanks to the internet I know exactly when I will die, but it won't tell me how

You ask us to choose. Then you go on an' tell us it can't be sex.
Fuck that. I ain't Goin'!

^I'm following you!

I wish to to be killed at the age of 87, by a jealous husband..

in an avalanche of tits and arse as the stage in a gogo gives way and the goods spill over me

Originally Posted by Milkman

Die in bed....an ol' geezer...with a brown bunnie beside me.

Ahh how sweet.