To gradually slip into senility and be the most awkward old git on the planet, before finally passing away at the grand old age of 115. :)
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To gradually slip into senility and be the most awkward old git on the planet, before finally passing away at the grand old age of 115. :)
Forgot to say that "I made sure I wasn't insured" before my sad departureQuote:
Originally Posted by Ivor Biggun
Then it's just about time....Aint it ...:rofl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
bike wreck. smiling and feeling the warmth of the sun.
^ While the vultures are picking you eyes out, waiting for the body to compose enough, so they can begin there feast...;)
:sorry1:awww fuuuuhhg!!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by chitown
Mark
You'll get on TV, gums clacking an all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marmite the Dog
Crikey what is it with most of you lot? - what could be simpler and less traumatic than drifting away peacefully in your sleep? Ok it gives your partner the heeby jeebies for a few minutes but better than being stalked and hopefully despatched with a clean shot or body hoovered off tarmac while the brain's still active.
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Originally Posted by chitown
In bed, during a post coital doze!
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Originally Posted by a. boozerQuote:
Originally Posted by chitown
In bed, during a post coital doze!
There ya go!!!
To "rage, rage, against the dying of the light" at age 84, by all estimates (??!)
Buried up to my neck by pygmies in the Amazon next to a giant hill of army ants.
The terror...the terror...
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