The All New Good Morning / Evening thread

**DrAndy** · 17-02-2006, 12:03 PM

It makes me realise how lucky I am that my ex was mature enough not to try to turn the kids against me. So I have always seen them when I want to

I bet she is a good kid CMN, have fun

**Marmite the Dog** · 17-02-2006, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by changmai

Unfortunately, i'll be back in england by Songkraan, good luck and hope to see her in the future.

Is that a permanent return, or just a temporary lapse?

**danbo** · 18-02-2006, 05:40 PM

Today is a good day for couch potatoes - 2 Football games on poor-man's tele. Liverpool V Man U in a couple of hours and then Newcastle v Harlem Globetrotters at 5:30.....I read this morning that Liverpool hasn't beaten Man U un the FA Cup since 1921....that's the year, not the time.....I found that quite amazing.....

**poolcleaner** · 18-02-2006, 07:06 PM

Originally Posted by danbo

Today is a good day for couch potatoes - 2 Football games on poor-man's tele. Liverpool V Man U in a couple of hours and then Newcastle v Harlem Globetrotters at 5:30.....I read this morning that Liverpool hasn't beaten Man U un the FA Cup since 1921....that's the year, not the time.....I found that quite amazing.....

Damn, I hate being an ironing board onion!!
I'd love to sit down in front of the telly and catch Liverpool losing with a six-pack of rum and raspberry!

**danbo** · 19-02-2006, 01:32 AM

^Bad call poolie. Well deserved vistory says a neutral. Looked like a nasty injury to Alan Smith - hope it's not as bad as it looked.

I'm listening to Newcastle at the mo. Alan Shearer only needs one more home run to equal Tiger Woods course record on the Aintree slalom course.....0-0.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 19-02-2006, 10:34 AM

That's a very good report. You are the genius of sports, danbo.

**poolcleaner** · 19-02-2006, 10:37 AM

Not entirely danbo!
I'd still like to sit down and watch Liverpool lose.

I think Alan Smith's injury might just be as bad as it looked.
Fergie says it's the worst he's seen, and Ruud had to walk away...well at least those scouse cnuts didn't cheer when he went off!

**machangezi** · 19-02-2006, 10:50 AM

Been very busy as of late. Working on a special project 12/7. Even now I'm on it but stopped to relax.
I would have finished it well in time, if I had taken it serious and worked on it a bit everyday. I just didn't take the shite serious and thought I'd complete it at the eleventh hour. Now I'm focking over loaded and nobody to help. Tried calling some friends but they're busy posting on the forums.

I haven't had breakfast yet.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 19-02-2006, 10:59 AM

I haven't had breakfast also, Macha but it's not about work errr... I just woke up.

**machangezi** · 19-02-2006, 11:00 AM

Good on ya GoW.

**poolcleaner** · 19-02-2006, 12:29 PM

Originally Posted by Macha

Been very busy as of late. Working on a special project 12/7. Even now I'm on it but stopped to relax.
I would have finished it well in time, if I had taken it serious and worked on it a bit everyday. I just didn't take the shite serious and thought I'd complete it at the eleventh hour. Now I'm focking over loaded and nobody to help. Tried calling some friends but they're busy posting on the forums.

I haven't had breakfast yet.

Yeah sorry about that Macha!
Me and Marmite were in a sauna up on Ratchada and the phone signal wasn't getting through. Hope you finished it off because we're off for a round of golf this arvo!

**machangezi** · 19-02-2006, 01:06 PM

Gave a bell to Captain too but unfortunately he's too busy learning the difference between presnt simple and present continuous.

I'm still working on it, Poolie. Expecting to complete it by midnight.

**poolcleaner** · 19-02-2006, 01:13 PM

Can't talk Macha.Marmite's just hooked his drive on the third into the lake and he's blown a fuse!
He kicked the caddie off the back of the buggy and threw his driver at me when I burst out laughing!!!

**machangezi** · 19-02-2006, 01:16 PM

I for this reason hate playing golf. What good is a sport if you have to have a caddie to carry your gear and a buggy to take you around?

*snooker and pool's what I personally like very much*

**poolcleaner** · 19-02-2006, 01:19 PM

Don't you have a 'pool' caddie?

I always rent a young lady and have her carry me pool cue about the place, fetch me drinks and give me that tension relieving massage after a particularly gruelling match!!

Sunday night................AfterWork bar tonight!!

**danbo** · 19-02-2006, 06:25 PM

Today I may do nothing at all. It must be my protestant-work-ethic that makes me feel really guilty about this. Not sure why - Is doing nothing a waste of a day? What's the definition of 'waste' - What's the definition of 'day' in the context of a lifetime?.....I suppose posting on here constitutes something....I mean, I looked up the word 'torpor' and learnt what it meant....Ironic really.....

**Wally Dorian Raffles** · 20-02-2006, 01:28 AM

I yam well hung

**dirtydog** · 22-02-2006, 04:05 AM

My Life In The Past 10 Minutes.......

Well me bitch dog is in season and 120 kiloes of sex action between dogs is quite off putting to say the least, what of course makes it worse is the galfriends little white fluffy boy dog trying to get in on the action, but could things get worse? yes they foking could, it seems my cess pit is having a fit and sending all the aromas into all our bogs, could things get worse we ask ourselves, yep they sure did, I got a foking rat living with me, I mean I am on the fourth foking floor and 5 minutes ago I looked down by my feet where I am sitting now and there is this big beasty foking black rat looking at my foking foot, I got 2 killer rotties asleep in the room oblivious to this foking rodent invasion, and they dont even seem to care, and these foks have 9 babies per month, I am probably infested with the foks, so here I am now at 4am in the morning looking at all my furniture being moved around to find the rats nest, cum stains on the floor from me main dog cos he dont know where to stick it in and normally cums all over her face, sometimes I think Thailand sucks..

**Dougal** · 22-02-2006, 04:41 AM

^
And to top it all, Harry's gone and left us.

**danbo** · 23-02-2006, 02:58 AM

After my last post here I went and got so mind-numbingly drunk that I felt big-time rotten all through Monday. I was so bad that I've decided to climb up on that old wagon again.....Did it for 6 months last time and felt a lot better. When I started drinking after the last break I was quite sensible - a couple of pints was 'enough'....at some point after this I deteriorated into the gin-monkey you see before you now. Gin is lovely.....If only I could manage to stop whilst still aware of what planet I'm lying on.......Chelsea and Barcelona are on the radio......They should get off before they break it.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 24-02-2006, 08:20 PM

I should be driving to BKK this time but I'm still here, at work.

I also should go to Kanchanaburi tomorrow and have a great weekend there but I still have to work tomorrow also.

Such a shite weekend.

**ChiangMai noon** · 24-02-2006, 08:38 PM

You poor bugger.
I have sympathy, but at least we have the pleasure of your company for the weekend.

**Goddess of Whatever** · 24-02-2006, 10:46 PM

Does that suppose to make me feel better?

**friscofrankie** · 24-02-2006, 10:56 PM

Did it work?

**Goddess of Whatever** · 24-02-2006, 11:02 PM

Not really, frankie.

Help.

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