The All New Good Morning / Evening thread

[Eliminator]

The ice cold water has caused quite a few deaths every year, from heart attacks to people wrecking their bikes, just stupid to do that to people.

[ChiangMai noon]

yes will be in Chiang Mai for it. Was in Phuket for it a couple of years ago. Picked up a nasty tummy bug, probably from the dirty water that was accidentally swallowed. The wetting is not to bad its when the buckets of ICE cold water hit you, that is a shock to the system.

Drop me a line if you fancy a litle drink.

sadly, the Chiangmai lot are are a rather sorry bunch and I need some new friends.

[friscofrankie]

I wanna get soaked head to toe, I'll take ashower, go to the beach. But Now that I know what you like CMN next time I see you I'm bringin' a bukcet o' water. Just to keep you happy.

[danbo]

The clocks go forward in the UK by an hour tomorrow morning which mean that the difference between LOS and BST will be 6 hours and not 7. Remember this if you are making any plans which require synchronisation with someone in the UK - perhaps you are planning to bake a cake in tandem with an aunt, or maybe have a competition on how long you can do a handstand with an old workmate - either of these tasks could go awry if you do not take the time change into account.

[MeMock]

Always thinking of others is our Danbo.

[Dougal]

'Morning MeMock - still raining?

[poolcleaner]

I wanna get soaked head to toe, I'll take ashower, go to the beach. But Now that I know what you like CMN next time I see you I'm bringin' a bukcet o' water. Just to keep you happy.

that would be iced water frankie?

sadly, the Chiangmai lot are are a rather sorry bunch and I need some new friends.

[MeMock]

'Morning MeMock - still raining?

Morning Dougal, would you believe it has stopped and the sun is trying to break through. However it is still raining in the catchment areas so we will see what happens.

[Goddess of Whatever]

It's pretty hot in Bangkok.

[njdesi]

I haven't had a lazy, draw the curtains, avoid human contact day in a long time.

I got up at 9am to eat breakfast, then slept until 3pm. Watched some X-Files episodes, had a microwave burrito, and now I might pick up a six pack and surf the net while listening to "Ultimate Bhangra Volume 6." I feel like a lazy, useless shit today.

[poolcleaner]

I haven't had a lazy, draw the curtains, avoid human contact day in a long time.

I got up at 9am to eat breakfast, then slept until 3pm. Watched some X-Files episodes, had a microwave burrito, and now I might pick up a six pack and surf the net while listening to "Ultimate Bhangra Volume 6." I feel like a lazy, useless shit today.

Why do you feel like a motocy taxi driver desi?

[danbo]

I got called out to work at 11 last night. When the boss phoned I was already in bed fast asleep which was a bit sad for a Saturday evening. So, for a semblance of credibility I pretended that he had disturbed me at a party - I clinked some glasses and quickly put on iTunes and the tele on for some authentic background sound....I was really getting quite into it and started dancing....It got so that I even thought that I was in with a chance of pulling the imaginary woman in the black dress dancing by herself in the corner....Bloody work! Trust them to ring! When I got back the party was over and she was gone - didn't get her number or anything.

Oh, if anyone's concerned about the call out : Sandra the dairy cow was alright, Derek the badger wasn't loaded - it was a false alarm.

[friscofrankie]

^ this dude, lock 'im in a room with a paper clip and tennis ball. watch 'im go! Fuckin' funny as hell.
love every one of your posts Danbo!

[ChiangMai noon]

I'm off for my first proper day trip on my new bike.
Scouting locations and taking pics for my coming soon bike business.

Hopefully I shall make it back in a single piece and have lots of nice pictures of trees to entertain you with.

Have a good day all, except Fon Tok.

[Eliminator]

Good luck on your trip and I'm sure you will have some fine pics.


On your little cryptic clue, could the answer be:

sac·ri·lege ( P ) Pronunciation Key (skr-lj)
n. Desecration, profanation, misuse, or theft of something sacred.


At least it would be for me.

[ChiangMai noon]

Good luck on your trip and I'm sure you will have some fine pics.

Thanks a lot Eliminator.

Wrong answer on the cryptic clue.
It's been up for ages now, I think I'll give the answer in my sig later.
Possibly a bit anglocentric.
suffice to say there was a very famous magician in England called Paul Daniels, that might help.

[Eliminator]

Still would be a sacrilege to waste the booze.

[Goddess of Whatever]

Hopefully I shall make it back in a single piece and have lots of nice pictures of trees to entertain you with

So, where are you now, CMn?

Are you ok?

[danbo]

It was lovely here in the UK this morning - sun shining, birds singing, cows shouting, postmen offering kisses to passers-by - first day of spring methinks.....Not much in the news - lots of stuff about the end of the world through global warming, but nothing interesting.

[MeMock]

Same here danbo, I just woke up and after the recent record rainfall and floods, the sun is shining and indeed the birds are singing as well.

The low pressure system has finally moved away. The bad news is that it moved back over water and has now turned into a cat 5 (the worst) cyclone with 300km winds and is threatning towns further down the coast.

[Goddess of Whatever]

That day has come again this month, I got bad tummy and back. I got home at 6ish then slept immediatly. I just woke up, yes.. I feel a bit better but still not so good.

It's not good to live alone when you are sick but that's life.

[Ice Maiden]

Being a woman is bad sometimes

Get better soon GoW.

[dirtydog]

I had a good day today my mate is over from the good old us of a, he spends 3 months a year in Thailand but mainly BKK, so this morning he rings me at 11am and tells me he is on his way to Pattaya, I told him to call me later as I was still in bed, 1am he wakes me up again so I agree to pick him up from his hotel in an hour or 3, goto work and got a bit angry and abusive to the staff, I think they really like that and it keeps them on their toes, went to me mates hotel and picked him up, then took him to tescoes as my galfriend had gave me a shopping list, I think she has like this sixth sense, I goto tescoes 1 time per month, every time he comes down my galfriend has arranged a shopping list for me, droped the stuff off at home then hit soi yodsak, I made a nice new friend there, cant remember her name, but hell what is in a name, had a little lay down in one of the rooms there, then went off down to soi chaiyaboon for the old bradford style Indian curry at Neeroys, after that we hit a few gogo bars and realised that our money was better spent down soi yodsak, now I am full up and well sated days don't get better than that, well last week I had a good day aswell, I gave my dogs a birthday party and bought a can of pedigree chum, they love that stuff, trouble is it is 69baht a can and because of their size they would need 7 cans perday so it is a rare treat for them might let them have another birthday next week aswell

[dirtydog]

Well today I spent a bit of time playing on the pcs, spent the last hour going thru my sons pc checking it all out, hmmm 4 viruses, now I did wonder about that until I saw his last searches on google, yep his last search was for :Game Sex", whats the matter with the kids of today? what the hell is wrong with hardcore porn and stuff like that, anyway tomorrow I shall be sticking a porn filter in his pc....

[MeMock]

So why is it allright for you to look at porn but not your son? Hypocrite.