Thread: what are you getting the Mrs for Christmas?

A trip to HK and a laptop.

I got her a dash cam for the car.

Originally Posted by katie23

so she didn't say that she "made" you 1,200b?

@fish - l like your dog. Is that a shitszu? Can I have it for Xmas?

You can play with my dog anytime Katie

Originally Posted by tomcat

.jewelry is such a personal thing...better to let her choose a bauble she likes and hubby pays...or not.

You'll ruin the surprise then. If theyre like my Missus they'll soon swap it at the gold shop without any thought of the little sentimental value it had to you

Its a good time to buy gold now I reckon at 19,000 baht per baht, although Im no Luigi.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

You'll ruin the surprise then

..."It doesn't matter how sincere it is or how heartfelt the spirit: sentiment will not endear it. What's important is the price."

Originally Posted by YourDaddy

You can play with my dog anytime Katie

Heh... Is your dog house-trained? Can it run around & fetch things?

My Handbag gets fook all for Xmas or her Birthday or Buddha Day or anything.

She gets a present every day of the year, That's me Eh.

She knows just how lucky she is.

That said, she gets whatever she wants everyday of the year as long as it's something fooking useful.

Like the other day i bought her a brand new size 30 Pot for her Induction stove. Spunked out 2400 Baht.

That's useful because she can cook me those extra size fish that we love.

Great cook my Handbag eh.

Originally Posted by katie23

Heh... Is your dog house-trained? Can it run around & fetch things?

I think it can sit up and beg

Not hard to spot the men on this thread who have been divorced at least once

Yes, an adopted shitzu. The best dog ever now. I was kinda worried at first because the people it came from were animals. They put her in a diaper and left her alone in an apartment for untold hours on end. They moved to a no pets place so we took her in.

She loves to run outside take a quick pee and runs back really fast. Not just because she gets a treat for this but because she hears the coyotes howling in the woods often.

And no, the wife would have my ------ in the Christmas nut cracker if anything happens to little Moo moo.

Your dogs called Moo Moo?

No wonder youve trained it to run back in for a treat. Youd look a right wanker shouting his name.

Originally Posted by fishlocker

the wife would have my ------ in the Christmas nut cracker if anything happens to little Moo moo.

The only drone youre gonna be getting for Xmas is the drone off that pet vacuum, whilst sucking the clogged up clingers from the arse of that fluffy spoilt mutt.

Nothing. Her gift for life is she doesn't have to work.

All kidding aside. Buying gifts is actually stressful. They either usually do not like it or you did not spend enough so buying Nothing is a good choice. I usually say let's be Thankful for our position in life. Besides I buy shit year round. I don't need a holiday marketed by businesses to make me feel compelled to buy something...

Originally Posted by Dillinger

Your dogs called Moo Moo?

No wonder youve trained it to run back in for a treat. Youd look a right wanker shouting his name.


The only drone youre gonna be getting for Xmas is the drone off that pet vacuum, whilst sucking the clogged up clingers from the arse of that fluffy spoilt mutt.

Funny shit Dill

Hey is their a Pet Thread on TD?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

although Im no Luigi.

Be Thankful for that....

Trouble ahead. Your wives/girlfriends are silently deducting points for no prezzies, I’m tellin’ ya.

Don’t be such Scrooges!

(Lazada is dead easy for shopping, so no excuses that you can’t be bothered with going to the mall.)

Originally Posted by misskit

Your wives/girlfriends are silently deducting points for no prezzies, I’m tellin’ ya.

So cynical about women!

Buy her a roomba and maybe you will get a vacuum

Originally Posted by baldrick

Buy her a roomba and maybe you will get a vacuum

Baldrick is onto something here!

Originally Posted by Maanaam

So cynical about women!

So cynical about Christmas!

Slip the lady a present into your Santa sack.

Xmas for the wingman means a nice frippery which I think is nice and suits her. Her views are irrelevant. Birthdays, however, mean gold and there it is.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Xmas for the wingman means a nice frippery

Is that like a teabaggin?

Err, no, I was thinking more along the lines of new pearl earrings.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Xmas for the wingman means a nice frippery which I think is nice and suits her. Her views are irrelevant. Birthdays, however, mean gold and there it is.

Pretty sure your wingman would appreciate some ear plugs.

Dave, get the Lego Saturn V. It wont end up on next doors toof