Thread: So what did I miss?

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Originally Posted by Cujo

In case you're wondering where I've been I've been..............

Be still my beating heart! Only every fucking minute of every fucking day. OHMIGOD, just where the fuck is Cujo? Jesus H Christ, I have been just so fucking bereft at not hearing from him, hunched over my laptop willing the screen to spark into life with news, I've been just so worried sick at what may have happened to him.

You fucking gormless twat, do you really think our lives are so impoverished that your absence is such a fucking notable event that its cause is a matter of fucking conjecture and concern?

Fuck off.

had to bump this cracker just incase someone missed it.:

I still have a stalker

^^

Good wannit

Years ago Dog Face bitched about himself riding his push bike though a shopping centre.

The pan heads did not like it but Dog Face thought he was the great white God and entitled to fuk over the slap heads because of his whiteness .

They won.

Originally Posted by terry57

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Good wannit

Years ago Dog Face bitched about himself riding his push bike though a shopping centre.

The pan heads did not like it but Dog Face thought he was the great white God and entitled to fuk over the slap heads because of his whiteness .

They won.

I remember the thread but I still don't know what the fuck you're on about.
Hint. Unless you have a very clear memory don't rely on it for post material.
I think alcohol and the heat have eroded your brain.

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Na,

Remember maybe 8 years ago ya rode your bike through that shopping centre. ?

The locals cracked a massive Sad, you then posted a few picks about it and we all ripped the piss out of ya for being a sad coont.

Originally Posted by laymond

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

Originally Posted by Cujo

In case you're wondering where I've been I've been..............

Be still my beating heart! Only every fucking minute of every fucking day. OHMIGOD, just where the fuck is Cujo? Jesus H Christ, I have been just so fucking bereft at not hearing from him, hunched over my laptop willing the screen to spark into life with news, I've been just so worried sick at what may have happened to him.

You fucking gormless twat, do you really think our lives are so impoverished that your absence is such a fucking notable event that its cause is a matter of fucking conjecture and concern?

Fuck off.

had to bump this cracker just incase someone missed it.:

Well I was rather surprised when I first read the OP , as I hadn't noticed his absence but thought it would be rather rude to mention it.
But SA felt the need to spell it out.

It does sound like SeekingAss was having a rare orgasm...

Down under is that then known as an assgasm?

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Down under is that then known as an assgasm?

No. It's not.

Originally Posted by terry57

^^

Good wannit

Years ago Dog Face bitched about himself riding his push bike though a shopping centre.

The pan heads did not like it but Dog Face thought he was the great white God and entitled to fuk over the slap heads because of his whiteness .

They won.

Terry writes funny.

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Terry is a fantastic poster he livens up this forum , he goes to war and doesn't hold back on his posts and it's very entertaining ,

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

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Terry is a fantastic poster he livens up this forum , he goes to war and doesn't hold back on his posts and it's very entertaining ,

Do you steal his posts and post them on other forums as your own? After all, that's what you do with news reports.

At least Terry can make you laugh
I can honestly say that Bob makes me laugh but he doesn't mean to.
He's a riot though Terry when he gets on one
Need more brash Aussies and less of the tomcat type (if you know what I mean)

Originally Posted by David48atTD

I introduced the fictional characters Mr F and Miss T and there was a feeding frenzy for an hour ... think like tossing a few dead chickens in a piranha pool ... blood everywhere. https://teakdoor.com/living-in-thaila...-actually.html (Thailand:- A Rich Thai, a Comfortable Thai, actually anyone, in Thailand has a ...)

The Janitor mods dropped by and cleaned up that mess... I never did that them.


Ant is still no-where to be seen under his old nic.


Building thread has been quite active and some quality stuff there.
https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...use-build.html (Baanpong House Build)
and https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...nce-isaan.html (Building a house in Nakon Ratchasima province(Isaan))
Chico is sort of starting his build ... https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...g-on-farm.html


And ... as a few people have said ... a couple of old timers have dropped back to pay their respects. Here is one ... https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...-few-days.html (Sad few days.) and sort of combining a couple of themes, chitown is asking if we miss DD https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...dirty-dog.html (Do you miss Dirty Dog?)


OH ... linking the Building Forum and Old Timers ... Marmite the Dog under his new nic dropped by for a cameo and finished off a building thread he started years ago and some general Forum postings. About 1/2 down this page https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...es-pad-14.html (Marmite's Pad) and https://teakdoor.com/newbies-lounge/1...hi-im-mtd.html (Hi. I'm MtD)


Trump threads are still being created. 'ole Trumpy ... the Herpes Man ... the gift that just keeps on giving. I wonder what Hillary would have been called had she won? To many to name.


Lulu is sill in the Kitchen


The Puppy thread needs updating ... anyone know the Man for that job ...


Someone's selling fake cameltoes. https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...-for-sale.html


There's a monthly TD photo competition and, despite a slowish start, it's gaining momentum. https://teakdoor.com/photoshop-and-ph...ry-2017-a.html (Photo competition poll - February 2017)


We are up to page 3 in have you ever fcuked a midget in a plane and later discovered he was a post-op.
https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...nky-weird.html (How you ever indulged in kinky/weird sex?)


If you ever followed the Fluke thread ... a new brave twist ... that man's imagination knows no boundaries .. https://teakdoor.com/living-in-thaila...ml#post3455295


Danny Boy and NiceThaiZa have eloped ...

David44 and Bobo746 have are AWOL


A guy identified as the Shrewd Punter came and told us that he was banging 1/2 of Bangkok ... but posted only food shots, condom wrappers and some out of focus skinny Chinese LB images. He said he found true love, but, on his return to the north of the land of the soap dodgers, he found he a true STD ... later denined of course. That thread you'lll have to serch yourself.

Dillinger, however, did go and shag half of PP in a single week-end Visa run and had the images to prove it ... well done that man ... https://teakdoor.com/members-only/172...trip-pics.html (My Cambodia trip pics)


Couple of nice trip reports flowing in ... https://teakdoor.com/thailands-travel...nd-2017-a.html (Pictures from latest travels around Thailand (2017)) and https://teakdoor.com/vietnam-nepal-and-burma-travel-forum/173395-my-xmas-vacation-in-vietnam.html

One hell of a synopsis!

Hello dog and snakeeyes and BB...again (woe is me)

Top of the morning to you, Sumbitch...

Hello, g'day and have a nice afternoon to all of TD's bitches.

I was upset that Dr Bob and the others didn't share their coke with us lesser lights so in a peak of annoyance I reported Dr bob and the others to Pol General Somchai. PG Somchai sent me a letter which threatened me with five years in the Bangkok Hilton for slandering his customers.

Originally Posted by fishlocker

Terry writes funny.

IME, the ones that are WAY out there on forums are pretty centered in-person.

For some reason - certain folk take this 'online persona' thing to heart and then never seem to break character.

Originally Posted by jimbobs

....can make you laugh...
.... makes me laugh ....

And that's really what it's all about, imho.

Originally Posted by hick

IME, the ones that are WAY out there on forums are pretty centered in-person.

Just don't turn your back on schizophrenics.