Quote Originally Posted by Seekingasylum View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Cujo View Post

In case you're wondering where I've been I've been..............
Be still my beating heart! Only every fucking minute of every fucking day. OHMIGOD, just where the fuck is Cujo? Jesus H Christ, I have been just so fucking bereft at not hearing from him, hunched over my laptop willing the screen to spark into life with news, I've been just so worried sick at what may have happened to him.

You fucking gormless twat, do you really think our lives are so impoverished that your absence is such a fucking notable event that its cause is a matter of fucking conjecture and concern?

Fuck off.
had to bump this cracker just incase someone missed it.: