So what did I miss?

**Cujo** · 21-02-2017, 10:32 PM

Hello chaps and chapesses?
Had VPN issues and TD being blocked in China I couldn't get in for a while.
In case you're wondering where I've been I've been over on Thailand Chatter taunting Boon Me and his bitch milky /blackheart /cold Pizza laughing at their man crush Trump.
Boy those morons have got it bad. They have blinkers on or something. As do some here.
Anyway BM gets quite put out sometimes that Trump isn't taken seriously as the elder statesman so that's fun.
Anyway, got the VPN sorted and so here I am. Good to be back. It was getting tedious those two patting each other on the butt and mid posting news, that's about it over there.
What's new here? I see a few old faces have returned.

**wasabi** · 21-02-2017, 10:37 PM

Everybody wants to return to TD , something must right here then.

**Cujo** · 21-02-2017, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by wasabi

Everybody wants to return to TD , something must right here then.

Yes, a nice lively board with a good cast of characters and the odd troll to poke sticks at and not too extremely moderated.
What more could you want.

**Neverna** · 21-02-2017, 10:39 PM

Good to see you back, Cujo. I did wonder where you had got to.

**DJ Pat** · 21-02-2017, 10:47 PM

I turned 43

**Digby Fantona** · 21-02-2017, 10:49 PM

Donald Trump was elected President and all the Americans have turned nasty. No sense of humour.

**Cujo** · 21-02-2017, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I turned 43

Congratulations you old koont.

**Neo** · 22-02-2017, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by DJ Pat

I turned 43

Poor Simon..

**snakeeyes** · 21-02-2017, 10:49 PM

Sheriff Cujo welcome back for law and order has broke down on this forum this last couple of days , it was like the OK corral in Tombstone on the repo thread ,

**Cujo** · 21-02-2017, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

Sheriff Cujo welcome back for law and order has broke down on this forum this last couple of days , it was like the OK corral in Tombstone on the repo thread ,

Right, better go over and restore order then.

**Stinky** · 21-02-2017, 10:50 PM

My beard went grey as fuk.

**snakeeyes** · 21-02-2017, 10:54 PM

^
43 stone ,

**CaptainNemo** · 21-02-2017, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

^
43 stone ,

43mm

**buriramboy** · 21-02-2017, 10:54 PM

Who are you?

**UrbanMan** · 21-02-2017, 10:54 PM

I bought a new tablet, and was told I bought the wrong one.

**harrybarracuda** · 21-02-2017, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by UrbanMan

I bought a new tablet, and was told I bought the wrong one.

I bought a new tablet and it's the dog's bollocks.

And a new router.

And new Mesh Wifi.

And two new phones.

Mind you, I didn't pay for the fuckers.

**DrB0b** · 21-02-2017, 11:07 PM

TD was briefly bought out by a Colombian Cartel and everyone who'd been a member for more than 5 years was given 5 Kilos of Cocaine and a Leopard. Obviously that wasn't sustainable so the forum was sold on to a consortium of Hua Hin motorbike-taxi drivers, Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Somchai who now use TD to advertise the services of their sister Sofia (you know her as Butterfly) to the kind of discerning gentleman who values uniquely degrading public-lavatory based experiences. As a consequence Mr Earl is still drinking all the urine he can get his hands on and every other poster is a Scampy sock-puppet.

**Cujo** · 22-02-2017, 08:46 AM

Thanks for all the latest gossip, one must keep up to date. And thanks for all the welcome back greens. (you know who you are)

About this...

Originally Posted by DrB0b

TD was briefly bought out by a Colombian Cartel and everyone who'd been a member for more than 5 years was given 5 Kilos of Cocaine and a Leopard. .

So who's taking care of mine?

**thaimeme** · 21-02-2017, 11:11 PM

Good to see ya back, Duggy..

Glad you're able to clear up the "Chinese Block".

For the life of me, can't understand why the Chinese might have issues with the likes of TD - perhaps, it's a broader censor cast upon anything associated.

Welcome back.

**hick** · 21-02-2017, 11:24 PM

So what did I miss?

Terry became upset with the world.

Loy Toy disappeared under a mound of pie orders. (We hope he's ok.)

Pat got a new girlfriend.

Some guy in Burma needs to know how kinky you go and
another one in Saudi wants to know what nationalities you've banged.
(Apparently they're writing books - eye roll)

Shrewed Punter was pissing fire and bleeding from his eyes, but DID NOT have an STD.

Fluke shat out 50 new excuses to not be a dad and...

.....Dirty Dog's ghost has been haunting these hallowed hallways with the kind of vengeance that would make a Thai die...on the spot.

**harrybarracuda** · 21-02-2017, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by hick

Fluke shat out 50 new excuses to not be a dad and...

Did he finally face up to the fact that this bird got him hook, line and sinker?

**hick** · 22-02-2017, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Did he finally face up to the fact that this bird got him hook, line and sinker?

In his defense.....on this point, I do believe he has (basically) admitted that he got 'got.' In fact at one point he claimed rape...through intoxication.

Then he fucked a ladyboy he met on the street, but I digress.

For all intents and purposes, all remains "well" in Fluke's world as it seems he'll abscond successfully with no lingering bills, demands or responsibilities.

**UrbanMan** · 21-02-2017, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by Cujo

and chapesses?

Still no.

**slimboyfat** · 21-02-2017, 11:53 PM

I don't understand the question

**lom** · 22-02-2017, 02:11 AM

Originally Posted by hick

Loy Toy disappeared under a mound of pie orders. (We hope it's for good.)

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