Well ... this thread seems to be travelling well.
Me? I burn water.
Indeed, in the past, when I've have had a new gf, I've invited her for dinner, mucked it up somehow, proving my mass incompetence in the Kitchen and, thankfully, never asked to cook again.
Works for me.
Maybe I should follow this thread closely ... I could learn to do this ... http://statics.vayagif.com/gifs/2013....webm?cb=80528
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