Thread: Show us your impulse buy

Originally Posted by NZdick1983

funniest thing you've ever said, Luigi

Dont fukkin encourage him

Think I'd take Daffodil's Beer o'clock watch. I'd get all confuddled trying to figure out the time with that.

I think it tells you when it's time to stop breathing out of your arse and go for a beer.

Will just write 'Now' on me wrist.

So go on, what does it actually do?

Details here: https://buy.garmin.com/en-US/US/wear...rod545480.html

Ignore the price it's cheaper on Amazon.

Wear Your Personality on Your Sleeve

Download the free Garmin Face-It™ watch face app to customize your device with any photo from your smartphone. Just download the app, choose an image from your photo library, adjust the style for time and set it as your watch’s face.

You've only bought that smartwatch for the calculator, currency converter and free WhatsApp calls, Jock

Originally Posted by Dillinger

You've only bought that smartwatch for the calculator, currency converter and free WhatsApp calls, Jock

It comes with all that? It's probably smarter than you!

I tried the Tag Heuer Connected fitness tracker smartwatch thingy on. Felt and looked really cheap. They wanted over 60,000 baht for it too.

Fucked if I'd pay that for a watch that's gonna call me a lazy fat cont

Yup, you get that on here for free.

I'm really active at work, averaging about 20,000 steps and 60 floors per day, so it gives me a bit of motivation to get off my ass a bit more when I'm home.

I piled it on a bit over 2 years since I quit smoking but I've started playing football weekly and going on hash runs. If you've ever got lost in the rubber as night falls you'd agree that this watch is worth every penny.

We get competitive with our steps at work too, sometimes resulting in a run in the evening. Can always get the count up with a good tug too, makes for funny graph comparisons on the bus in the mornings.

Anyway, I also bought a house as a result of going for a nosey at a new moo ban. Next thing I knew the builder had helped me get a mortgage and that was that.

^^ Sport Foking did come to mind.


With the missus at home, not with your work mates.


^ Nice curtains.

Originally Posted by Luigi

Nice curtains.

Hadn't moved in yet, but there was a lucky day number when We had to stay there for the first night. You know the drill.

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

We had to stay there for the first night. You know the drill.

Yup. Small rips in the newspaper and set up the telescope for optimum neighborly observations.

Just a building site and a mountain across the road, has potential though.

Originally Posted by baldrick

those big glass doors are fcuked - sun on them will heat up the room

The posh fukker probably has aircon. And the flash fokker's got a roof, unlike his neighbour

Originally Posted by dirk diggler

Can always get the count up with a good tug too

You can credit that to the rowing machine too

Rowing

The feature set for paddle sports includes stroke count, stroke rate and even distance per stroke.

If you get a mate each side of you, you can attribute that to ski-ing in erm South Thailand

You can use the Garmin Fenix 3 HR to track running, biking, hiking, triathlon, rowing, stand-up paddling (SUP), open water or pool swimming, climbing, snow skiing, trail running, golfing, and even jumping out of an airplane

You've gotta do the airplane jump now

Here beside the renowned merkin AH64 Apache attack helicopter stands the second helicopter addition to my Air Warfare Museum. The fearsome British Westland Wasp attack helicopter.



Yes despite looking like a shopping trolley with rotors this is the British idea of an attack helicopter! It looks so plucky and british and friendly like Budgie the Attack Helicopter you just want to go up and pat it on the nose. The Wasp was designed to fly from the deck of Royal Navy ships and has 2 torpedoes underneath which it can drop into the water to target submarines.

TOO funny

The Henschel 129 was a luftwaffe twin engine ground attack aircraft in a similar role to today's A10 with huge MK101 30mm machine-cannon under the nose for taking out tanks with armour piercing rounds.

The psychedlic spitfire is in Belgian Air Force livery. The belgians flew these out of southern england during WWII. It is a late mark XIV with 5 blade rotor, teardrop canopy and clipped wings to reduce drag.

In the background is the Soviet answer to the F15 Eagle. The Mikoyan MiG29.