Thread: Show us your impulse buy

Originally Posted by patsycat

I like Banksy.

Patsy I sell all Banksy pics framed or canvas when your back in Scotland visiting pm me your address and I will send you one , free ,

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

Originally Posted by patsycat

I like Banksy.

Patsy I sell all Banksy pics framed or canvas when your back in Scotland visiting pm me your address and I will send you one , free ,

Don't be silly, i know how much they cost. There was a Galerie here that did a showing a few months ago, i saw the costs of just the prints.

Way beyond my means. So why would you send me one for free?

I like the girl with the balloon, if ever this is true. And the dog pissing, I am back in Scotland for Xmas. PM me if you are for real. Would be nice.

Betty, you have never twerked? You have never lived. Great relief if you ever feel your bottom is larger than others. Also called grinding.

Originally Posted by patsycat

So why would you send me one for free?

Snakey the smoothster.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Originally Posted by snakeeyes

Originally Posted by patsycat

I like Banksy.

Patsy I sell all Banksy pics framed or canvas when your back in Scotland visiting pm me your address and I will send you one , free ,

Don't be silly, i know how much they cost. There was a Galerie here that did a showing a few months ago, i saw the costs of just the prints.

Way beyond my means. So why would you send me one for free?

I like the girl with the balloon, if ever this is true. And the dog pissing, I am back in Scotland for Xmas. PM me if you are for real. Would be nice.

Betty, you have never twerked? You have never lived. Great relief if you ever feel your bottom is larger than others. Also called grinding.

Patsy when you're back in Scotland I will send you a 30x20 canvas of girl with balloon , my sons own the main printing bussiness in Ireland and I wholesale all prints , here are a few in my flat of banksy ,

^ what about the drinking game, jason mask and the 100 plastic balls?

I dont think Slappers feet look small there. I'm guessing he's at least a size 10/ euro 44.

And you know what they say about big feet Patsy

Big feet- big........








Socks

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

I am a massive penis

quite

Let's assume that Alice wants to send an encrypted message to Bob. She uses the machine to generate photons that travel through free space and into a spatial light modulator (SLM) that alters the properties of the individual photons (e.g. amplitude, tilt) to properly encode the message into flat but tilted wavefronts that can be focused to unique points dictated by the tilt. But the SLM does one more thing: it distorts the shapes of the photons into random patterns, such that the wavefront is no longer flat which means it no longer has a well-defined focus. Alice and Bob both know the keys which identify the implemented scrambling operations, so Bob is able to use his own SLM to flatten the wavefront, re-focus the photons, and translate the altered properties into the distinct elements of the message

^So who is the barracuda brunette?

^ wifey of ex-PM.

With a little bit of help I was able to make a 3D swimming pool.

Hopefully she'll go out to play so I can make a pair of tits.

9.5 Pats. Bollski is a good judge of foot size.

But you know what that means, Pats. You'll be pleased to know I have a reasonably sized penis. I also have a wobbly bottom. You see me twirk, Pats.

I feel sick. &, I had to look up the term 'twerk'; wish I hadn't...

*cough* Just out of sight is 'Looper's Guide to covert high-resolution Telescope usage'.

Available on Amazon. a best seller that's worth every baht.

Originally Posted by Luigi

'Looper's Guide to covert high-resolution Telescope usage'.

To be fair, some of Looper's beach shots have been of high quality.

Just hope that Papillion doesn't live close to you.


(Oh relax, that's art that is!)

Main Mrs came home a few days ago to say she bought a clock in a market and it'll be delivered in a few days.


the bladdy thing.





It's been through the wars.








Will have to rip that off and stick it on me helmet..... motorbike helmet like the Thai boys.

Cheap reproduction, are you comfortable having Nazi memorabilia on display in yours.
I know fascist Italy had strong links even though they were the only soldiers in WW2 to get sunburnt under their arms.

Originally Posted by patsycat

And Lulu's nazi clock. that is just terrible...!!!

Ahh, but Pats, you don't have the taste of a Japanese Thai bird.


Hopefully I can say, I don't know, I tripped and spilled some water on it so had to throw it out with the garbage.

Definite impulse buy...

Similar to photo but ~80cm tall, picked up in a car boot sale ...and utterly useless.

Originally Posted by Troy

Definite impulse buy...

Similar to photo but ~80cm tall, picked up in a car boot sale ...and utterly useless.

As you all know, i am a cat lover - that one isn't too bad. It's the ones with evil eyes i don't like.

I collect wooden cats, and sometimes buy in excess. So i give those to my big sister.

I bought one the other day, and realised it's tail had been broken off. So i went back to the shop, without the wooden cat. And looked at all the other ones they had on the shelf, they all had broken tails - the sticker says "made in thailand". The tails had been varnished over, manx cats a la Thai. Or some botched Swiss cover up.

Car boot sales are great for getting rid of a load of old crap and coming back with a boot full of new crap.

Drill a hole in it's head and use it as a chopstick holder.

Couldn't do that, they are so cheap. And they have travelled the world- tail less. poor buggers.

Let those wooden cats live their lives. I shall take off their made in Thailand stickers, all good. ka. And sell them better. ka.

Luigio, how much did that telescope cost?