Thread: Show us your impulse buy

It was.. and then I drunk it.

I went to the mall last night intending to get a couple of beanies for an upcoming trip. I came home with a watch I don't really need. I have a watch addiction.

Originally Posted by happynz

I went to the mall last night intending to get a couple of beanies for an upcoming trip. I came home with a watch I don't really need. I have a watch addiction.

You have got even more giraffesque arms than Dilly accused me on page 1 of having in the OP.

Fancy a Kiwi buying a beanie or three...

The watch looks very nice.

Originally Posted by Airportwo

My Christmas present to ME - I deserve it

Chris Reeve Sebenza 21 with Carbon Fibre scale, known as the one of the finest production knife's you can buy.

I just googled that fooker.

$600 for a pocket knife...

If you end up in court for attempted murder you could counter sue for getting your primo top-drawer blade hinge irreparrably clogged with their sticky blood.

Originally Posted by Looper

I just googled that fooker.

$600 for a pocket knife...

If you end up in court for attempted murder you could counter sue for getting your primo top-drawer blade hinge irreparrably clogged with their sticky blood.

https://www.arizonacustomknives.com/...is/186148.html

$349.

Bargain

^ Got anyone in mind, or just gonna play it by ear?

Originally Posted by Luigi

^ Got anyone in mind, or just gonna play it by ear?

Typical preconceived thought where pocket knives are concerned, might have a go at the rose bush later though.
For "knife crime" you will notice they always use kitchen knives, long blade, the blade on most pocket knives is too short to reach vital organs - remember that!

Originally Posted by Airportwo

Typical preconceived thought where pocket knives are concerned, might have a go at the rose bush later though.
For "knife crime" you will notice they always use kitchen knives, long blade, the blade on most pocket knives is too short to reach vital organs - remember that!

The wife can still cut your cock off with it if you upset her! Most folks consider that a vital organ...

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

The wife can still cut your cock off with it if you upset her! Most folks consider that a vital organ...

I collect knives, have well over a hundred, a symptom of appreciating good workmanship and having carried a knife (& a flashlight) everyday for the past forty years, they are a great tool to have with you, one of the first "tools" man made, working offshore a knife is an essential piece of daily carry, unfortunately the MSM doesn't agree and they have become very un PC in Europe, in the US they are still recognised, used & appreciated for their intended purpose.
I have quite a few old cut throat razors I used to restore and collect, sure the wife would find one of those more effective for vital organ removal!

What did you really buy it for? Certainly not for gardening.

Have to think it takes a...certain kind of person...to treat themselves to a knife at Christmas.

A cheese enthusiast, perhaps?

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

The wife can still cut your cock off with it if you upset her!

She can saw your little log off with a steak knife if she wants and you will not wake up in time to save it.

That is a pocket knife in the states. Are you lot that big of pussy? Talk about PC FFS.

It's all relative snub.

In the UK we don't treat ourselves to semi automatics for Christmas.

It's because we're not as tough as you, obviously.

Originally Posted by cyrille

In the UK we don't treat ourselves to semi automatics for Christmas.

American penis mutilation (circumcision), and the lasting emotional effects of not having a proper penis....

for those times you really need a spare fan belt or an emergency supply of cheese

Bought these around 2 weeks ago


Put them to good use in the city

Originally Posted by katie23

Bought these around 2 weeks ago

not enough bling to make backspin and dill (igaf) happy

Originally Posted by cyrille

In the UK we don't treat ourselves to semi automatics for Christmas.

Be a lot less "knife crime" if you all did!

Originally Posted by Bettyboo

Blimey! You are a braver man than I...

Yes thank you for the acknowledgement!
I never was brave enough to attempt to shave with a cut throat razor - after the first couple of attempts, be thankful for "safety razors"

Originally Posted by Airportwo

For "knife crime" you will notice they always use kitchen knives, long blade, the blade on most pocket knives is too short to reach vital organs - remember that!

What about slitting throats?

Originally Posted by Airportwo

having carried a knife (& a flashlight) everyday for the past forty years, they are a great tool to have with you

If you are raping people down the park at night maybe.

Fuck me, I carry around a bottle opener on my key ring

Originally Posted by Airportwo

I collect knives, have well over a hundred, a symptom of appreciating good workmanship

Why not get a swiss army knife like normal folk, you fukking psychopath?

WTF? How much???

^Its the "Gibson" of knives.