Beware.

**Dillinger** · 12-06-2016, 03:26 PM

Being around 4 plastic chair throwing English muay thai trained soccer hooligans kinda helps

**Loy Toy** · 12-06-2016, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by bankao dreamer

Dill has over a hundred amulets and using chicken wire has fabricated a kind of holy chain mail.
This combined with a 150 Baht crash helmet means he is perfectly safe.

Does he have his baseball bat proof amulet though...........He is a worry.

**bankao dreamer** · 12-06-2016, 03:43 PM

The anti baseball bat amulets are very rare but I believe he has half a dozen anti small stick ones.
The combined power of these should be able to ward off a baseball bat attack. This is true because the head monk at our Wat back in LOS told me so.
He only charged me B25,000 for each one so he's obviously an honest chap !!

**baldrick** · 12-06-2016, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

muay thai trained

I didn't realise you and butterfly were drinking buddies

**wasabi** · 12-06-2016, 09:02 PM

Crime appears to have dropped, no more reports since last Friday night

**Loy Toy** · 12-06-2016, 09:06 PM

Originally Posted by wasabi

no more reports since last Friday night

I am not allowed to go out.

**Loy Toy** · 12-06-2016, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by wasabi

Crime appears to have dropped,

So my thread has not been a waste of time.

People listening, watching their backs and not taking risks.

Great stuff.

Are you going to nominate me for next years Nobel Peace Prize wasabi..........

**wasabi** · 13-06-2016, 12:39 AM

^ you are too awesome for such a crappy prize

**jimbobs** · 13-06-2016, 05:42 AM

I have not been in Thailand nowhere near as long as you fellers
But pattaya has always been dangerous as far as I can see
I never went out in the day when I lived there and witnessed some awfull things
Got into a bit of trouble and was lucky in hindsight to have not had more trouble than I did
I am alot more wary now but I still feel as safe there as I do at 2am in liverpool
I'm getting older and can not look after myself as I once did
LT has been in pattaya for along time so I will take his word for it
I will still fall around drunk until the early hours though, because that's why I go to pattaya to have a blow out, it's a party town

**charleyboy** · 13-06-2016, 08:22 AM

Dilly's got the wooden cock amulet from behind the bar up his jacksie!

**BaitongBoy** · 13-06-2016, 08:26 AM

^ And that means what?...Good luck?...

**Begbie** · 13-06-2016, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Originally Posted by wasabi

Crime appears to have dropped,

I am not allowed to go out.

A possible connection.

**ENT** · 13-06-2016, 02:17 PM

Give yer missus da wooden cock, she'll let go, you go party,....no problem.

Get home early!!

**Loy Toy** · 13-06-2016, 03:35 PM

Beware.

They are building a flyover on the south east side of Maprachan Lake opposite the Venue Pub and due to the trucks and construction equipment spewing oil on Siam Country Club Road people are coming off their bikes in droves.

My Kiwi mate is one victim and he is in a real bad way.

**ENT** · 13-06-2016, 04:28 PM

Thailand.

**thailazer** · 13-06-2016, 04:46 PM

Seems to be a lot more hot heads in Thailand than ever before. Wife was waiting outside the gate for me headed out last night and there was a loud beep from down our dead end street. Wife pulls in to let him by and he guns the engine to pull into his driveway 100 feet down from us. Then he glares at us in the car as he opens the gate. Neighbor's housekeeper saw the thing last night and warned us that he is one looney phucker. Guess I'll pass on going over some day to give him the Ned Flanders treatment.

**Latindancer** · 13-06-2016, 04:51 PM

^^ No. Bloody motor bikes.

**ENT** · 13-06-2016, 05:37 PM

We have a no noisy bike policy in our soi, it works, the wat sez so.

**Loy Toy** · 13-06-2016, 09:03 PM

When I arrived in Thailand there was vitually no middle class.

Now you have quite a large middle class of mostly Chinese Thai scum and their offspring who have contributed nothing to Thailand and know nothing about how they got there and who take everything for granted and think they have the right to do what they want.

Nasty fvcks who probably hate the real Thais more then they hate us farang.

**ENT** · 14-06-2016, 07:49 AM

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

When I arrived in Thailand there was vitually no middle class.

Now you have quite a large middle class of mostly Chinese Thai scum and their offspring who have contributed nothing to Thailand and know nothing about how they got there and who take everything for granted and think they have the right to do what they want.

Nasty fvcks who probably hate the real Thais more then they hate us farang.

There's definitely a culture gap there. A Thai pal of mine declared himself Chinese the other day,... his Thai missus just reckons he's mad, ...off on another power game with his red-shirt mates...

The Thai just generally dislike the Chinese more these days,...even in the North.

**Dragonfly94** · 14-06-2016, 08:09 AM

Thais are just jealous of anyone with more money or more intelligence than them, so they hate just about everyone not Thai.

**wasabi** · 14-06-2016, 12:23 PM

^ not true , Thais always smile at Me and greet Me " Welcome "

**Dragonfly** · 14-06-2016, 12:58 PM

that's because you are a dummy

**Dragonfly94** · 14-06-2016, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by wasabi

^ not true , Thais always smile at Me and greet Me " Welcome "

Yeah, then slag you off as soon as you go to the bogs, seen that one plenty of times

**stroller** · 14-06-2016, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by ENT

We have a no noisy bike policy in our soi, it works, the wat sez so.

Don't they call it "Mosque" in Bangladesh?

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