Why does it always happen to me?

**kingwilly** · 10-07-2007, 10:51 PM

actually out of credit, serious....

this me thai number! 087 087

**Marmite the Dog** · 10-07-2007, 10:53 PM

^ What happened to 087 513 6076?

**Marmite the Dog** · 10-07-2007, 10:54 PM

**kingwilly** · 10-07-2007, 10:57 PM

^^ lost it, or somethign.

ring dat number now!

**Marmite the Dog** · 10-07-2007, 10:57 PM

This is going to end badly, I can tell...

**kingwilly** · 10-07-2007, 11:01 PM

^ it hasnt rung yet, i can see ya still diont trust me!

**kingwilly** · 10-07-2007, 11:05 PM

fckn hell, i've just had 3 bargirls and a mamasan from Singapore ring me trying to drum up business on a tuesday night but not ur marmers...

wot about players in 15 mins??

**Marmite the Dog** · 10-07-2007, 11:07 PM

Where's Players?

**kingwilly** · 10-07-2007, 11:09 PM

sukhumvit, juz next to sheraton opp staircase to BTS Asoke, where the korea food place used to be...

u know this would be easier to organise if u'd juz beleive me and ring that number,,,,,

**Marmite the Dog** · 10-07-2007, 11:11 PM

I want to know what the SMS said that I sent you.

**kingwilly** · 10-07-2007, 11:14 PM

wot sms??? jing jing

fck - i've got 2 numbers here jing jing - i aint fuckn with ya

it either xxxxxxxxxxx
or

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

**Marmite the Dog** · 10-07-2007, 11:17 PM

Kunt!

**kingwilly** · 10-07-2007, 11:19 PM

^ a little shirty aint we? bet u havent 'ad sex in awhile then...

same same me really! but dont tell anyone ok!

**slimboyfat** · 10-07-2007, 11:23 PM

did you get my sms KW?

**Marmite the Dog** · 11-07-2007, 12:01 PM

Bastard!

I was two hours late for work this morning!

**kingwilly** · 11-07-2007, 03:59 PM

I was two hours late for work this morning!

it was all ur fault! i was sooooooo hungover on dat flight!

besides, u told me ya dont start till 10 or 11 anyway, lightweight!

**kingwilly** · 11-07-2007, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by slimboyfat

did you get my sms KW?

cant say i did mate, did u try the first number or 2nd number?

**slimboyfat** · 11-07-2007, 04:34 PM

the first one.

nevermind, it was only an insult

**kingwilly** · 11-07-2007, 04:38 PM

lucky i deleted it then! hehe.

**dirtydog** · 11-07-2007, 06:01 PM

Kw, I signed you up with friend finder, your an 19 year old female uni student into bondage and bukkake, I hope I gave them the right number

**TizMe** · 11-07-2007, 08:00 PM

I missed my flight to go on my first honeymoon.

Pity it wasn't the flight to the wedding that I missed.

**Rigger** · 11-07-2007, 08:11 PM

out of the last 15 years of flying evey month any where from 3 to 5 flights a month. I have miss only one plane and that was due to a bloody woman

**Thetyim** · 11-07-2007, 08:23 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

I have miss only one plane and that was due to a bloody woman

Too much information

**Rigger** · 11-07-2007, 08:29 PM

Originally Posted by Thetyim

Originally Posted by Rigger

I have miss only one plane and that was due to a bloody woman

Too much information

No she didnt have her rags mate but she did hide my ticket and threaten to kill her self.
Fok I must be a good shag

**Thetyim** · 11-07-2007, 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Rigger

Fok I must be a good shag

Is this you then ?

"I learned how to shag at a shag fest my freshman year. It took me about six weeks to really get the hang of it. I took advanced lessons from Tom and Pat Rocks in the summer of my Sophomore year. They are famous for being extras on "Dirty Dancing". I taught free shag lessons to other students and faculty/staff at Furman during my Junior and Senior years. I won third place in the shag competition in Furman's Dining Hall. I also won first place at the shag contest in the old gym at Furman sponsored by Mu Phi Epsilon."

Source: Stefan's Shag Page

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