Thread: The Sumbitch Playground

^ Look at that little sumbitch go!...

Originally Posted by CaptainNemo

This sort of shit thread is what MKP / Dog House was made for.
Is this what Americans think of as comedy? A vapid pointless stream of consciousness desperately grasping for something they vaguely remember someone saying was good?

Originally Posted by BaitongBoy

Could you make that shit up?...No, you couldn't...It took Sumbitch to think of that shit...

The spirit of the thread is independent humor, disruptive thought, gorgeous photography and what I said before.

Originally Posted by Cujo

Why did you think we needed to know this?

Because people can die in the weight room.

Awareness is needed.

It's all part of The Sumbitch Playground...

... and a happy 2017 to all my playmates again.

^^ and no editing is allowed.

Up to you...

Just kidding. Really up to you.

Happy new fucking year from Cujo.

^ thanks and same to you, a Happy New Year to you getting your cock sniffed by K9

^ ^ It is official.

I am in love with you, Sumbitch.

Well,...at least w/ your breastisez'iz pictures.

I demand satisfaction! Beat me in the Arcade! Choose the game, you Sumbitches!

Put up or shut up!

SHOW YOUR ARCADE RANK & SCORE...


Diamond Mine:
61 2294 TizMe
62 2294 Loy
63 2205 Tickiteboo
64 1966 dantilley
65 1934 dirtydog
66 1928 seth106
67 1894 Sumbitch
68 1833 forreachingme
69 1806 blueboy65
70 1806 farkinelle

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^ YOU WUSSIES!!! NOT DOWN TO IT, EH?

Quit being a Sumbitch...

Post a vid of Donovan's Mellow Yellow or somesuch...

^ Shit...ake:



and Psilocybin mushroom...

^ faithful to the OP that one posts what one wouldn't/couldn't/shouldn't post elsewhere for whatever reasons. Doesn't look like there's any deeper meaning than that to me.

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Saturday comics...

Anyone here from Tennessee?

Accused Butt-Chugger Denies Putting Alcohol Up His Butt, Wants You to Know He Is Not Gay



As first reported via internet freakout last week, a University Tennessee student with alcohol poisoning ended up in the emergency room after, allegedly, a night spent butt chugging. For those of you who have not been following along, butt chugging is basically an alcohol enema; enterprising students supposedly shove a tube up their asses and consume the booze rectally. It gets you totally wasted, obviously, and maybe makes you walk funny the next day.

Attention, Butt-Chuggers: Please Do Not Put Alcohol Up Your Butt [Updated]





No, really, don't. Don't put alcoholic beverages up your butt. It's a shame that the state of campus binge drinking — which once upon a time was just a fine, longstanding tradition of respectable keg stands and historically significant beer bongs — has come to a point where this even needs to be clarified, but here we are, clarifying it. Don't put alcohol in your butt. And at the risk of sounding all "kids these days grumble grumble," KIDS THESE DAYS. Specifically, the kids these days who are engaging in a charming practice called "butt chugging."


Butt chugging is a hot topic today thanks to the clever folks at the University of Tennessee, which has a "dry campus" (oh, charades). Alex Broughton, a 20-year-old student, was taken to the UT hospital in the wee hours of Saturday morning; he had alcohol poisoning and was unresponsive, with a blood alcohol content thought to be more than .40 percent, five times the legal limit. After a Q&A with the people who dragged Broughton to the emergency room, it was determined that the young man had been, yes, butt chugging. They had been doing so at the Pi Kappa Alpha house, so officers went over there to investigate. They found "beer cans, alcohol paraphernalia, and a plastic bottle that appeared to be from the interior of a wine box," plus several "subjects" passed out with bags from wine boxes strewn all over the place. [Update: But, as one commenter points out, the reports do not say that the cops founding any tubing, which would be necessary. HM.] Were they butt chugging Franzia? White Zinfadel, I hope.


Whyyyyyy would you funnel alcohol up your ass? Because consuming alcohol rectally — gah, those words really make a butthole clench — gets you very drunk, duh:

"The abundance of capillaries and blood vessels [in the rectum] greatly heightens the level and speed of the alcohol entering the blood stream as it bypasses the filtering by the liver," Police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said in a statement Monday.

Remember That Time You Got Totally Wasted On Vodka Tampons?





A Colbert Report staffer has recently become a father and as such, Stephen Colbert feels its his duty as a fellow dad to warn him of the "unimaginable terror" of local news stories. One local news story that is particularly horrifying is about the supposed teen trend referred to as "boofing," "slimming," "butt-chugging," and "vodka-tamponing." It is exactly what you might have guessed (or maybe you didn't, because you are pure of heart and mind): inserting tampons soaked with alcohol into your No-No Danger Zone. Everyone is apparently doing it, prompting Colbert to issue a warning: "Parents! Everywhere in America boys are soaking tampons and literally getting drunk off their asses."