So what did I miss?

[Cujo]

Hello chaps and chapesses?
Had VPN issues and TD being blocked in China I couldn't get in for a while.
In case you're wondering where I've been I've been over on Thailand Chatter taunting Boon Me and his bitch milky /blackheart /cold Pizza laughing at their man crush Trump.
Boy those morons have got it bad. They have blinkers on or something. As do some here.
Anyway BM gets quite put out sometimes that Trump isn't taken seriously as the elder statesman so that's fun.
Anyway, got the VPN sorted and so here I am. Good to be back. It was getting tedious those two patting each other on the butt and mid posting news, that's about it over there.
What's new here? I see a few old faces have returned.

[wasabi]

Everybody wants to return to TD , something must right here then.

[Neverna]

Good to see you back, Cujo. I did wonder where you had got to.

[Cujo]

Everybody wants to return to TD , something must right here then.

Yes, a nice lively board with a good cast of characters and the odd troll to poke sticks at and not too extremely moderated.
What more could you want.

[DJ Pat]

I turned 43

[snakeeyes]

Sheriff Cujo welcome back for law and order has broke down on this forum this last couple of days , it was like the OK corral in Tombstone on the repo thread ,

[Digby Fantona]

Donald Trump was elected President and all the Americans have turned nasty. No sense of humour.

[Stinky]

My beard went grey as fuk.

[Cujo]

I turned 43

Congratulations you old koont.

[snakeeyes]

^
43 stone ,

[Cujo]

Sheriff Cujo welcome back for law and order has broke down on this forum this last couple of days , it was like the OK corral in Tombstone on the repo thread ,

Right, better go over and restore order then.

[buriramboy]

Who are you?

[UrbanMan]

I bought a new tablet, and was told I bought the wrong one.

[DrB0b]

TD was briefly bought out by a Colombian Cartel and everyone who'd been a member for more than 5 years was given 5 Kilos of Cocaine and a Leopard. Obviously that wasn't sustainable so the forum was sold on to a consortium of Hua Hin motorbike-taxi drivers, Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo, and Somchai who now use TD to advertise the services of their sister Sofia (you know her as Butterfly) to the kind of discerning gentleman who values uniquely degrading public-lavatory based experiences. As a consequence Mr Earl is still drinking all the urine he can get his hands on and every other poster is a Scampy sock-puppet.

[thaimeme]

Good to see ya back, Duggy..

Glad you're able to clear up the "Chinese Block".

For the life of me, can't understand why the Chinese might have issues with the likes of TD - perhaps, it's a broader censor cast upon anything associated.

Welcome back.

[harrybarracuda]

I bought a new tablet, and was told I bought the wrong one.

I bought a new tablet and it's the dog's bollocks.

And a new router.

And new Mesh Wifi.

And two new phones.

Mind you, I didn't pay for the fuckers.

[hick]

So what did I miss?

Terry became upset with the world.

Loy Toy disappeared under a mound of pie orders. (We hope he's ok.)

Pat got a new girlfriend.

Some guy in Burma needs to know how kinky you go and
another one in Saudi wants to know what nationalities you've banged.
(Apparently they're writing books - eye roll)

Shrewed Punter was pissing fire and bleeding from his eyes, but DID NOT have an STD.

Fluke shat out 50 new excuses to not be a dad and...


















.....Dirty Dog's ghost has been haunting these hallowed hallways with the kind of vengeance that would make a Thai die...on the spot.

[UrbanMan]

and chapesses?

Still no.

[harrybarracuda]

Fluke shat out 50 new excuses to not be a dad and...

Did he finally face up to the fact that this bird got him hook, line and sinker?

[CaptainNemo]

^
43 stone ,

43mm

[slimboyfat]

I don't understand the question

[hick]

Did he finally face up to the fact that this bird got him hook, line and sinker?

In his defense.....on this point, I do believe he has (basically) admitted that he got 'got.' In fact at one point he claimed rape...through intoxication.

Then he fucked a ladyboy he met on the street, but I digress.

For all intents and purposes, all remains "well" in Fluke's world as it seems he'll abscond successfully with no lingering bills, demands or responsibilities.

[lom]

Loy Toy disappeared under a mound of pie orders. (We hope it's for good.)

Filed under TD improvements

[Humbert]

Earl is in full meltdown. Incoherent ramblings about him being Jesus now. He may have found a safe place in the TD basement. He will find comfort there from many other TD psychos.

[David48atTD]

I introduced the fictional characters Mr F and Miss T and there was a feeding frenzy for an hour ... think like tossing a few dead chickens in a piranha pool ... blood everywhere. https://teakdoor.com/living-in-thaila...-actually.html (Thailand:- A Rich Thai, a Comfortable Thai, actually anyone, in Thailand has a ...)

The Janitor mods dropped by and cleaned up that mess... I never did that them.


Ant is still no-where to be seen under his old nic.


Building thread has been quite active and some quality stuff there.
https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...use-build.html (Baanpong House Build)
and https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...nce-isaan.html (Building a house in Nakon Ratchasima province(Isaan))
Chico is sort of starting his build ... https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...g-on-farm.html


And ... as a few people have said ... a couple of old timers have dropped back to pay their respects. Here is one ... https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...-few-days.html (Sad few days.) and sort of combining a couple of themes, chitown is asking if we miss DD https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...dirty-dog.html (Do you miss Dirty Dog?)


OH ... linking the Building Forum and Old Timers ... Marmite the Dog under his new nic dropped by for a cameo and finished off a building thread he started years ago and some general Forum postings. About 1/2 down this page https://teakdoor.com/construction-in-...es-pad-14.html (Marmite's Pad) and https://teakdoor.com/newbies-lounge/1...hi-im-mtd.html (Hi. I'm MtD)


Trump threads are still being created. 'ole Trumpy ... the Herpes Man ... the gift that just keeps on giving. I wonder what Hillary would have been called had she won? To many to name.


Lulu is sill in the Kitchen


The Puppy thread needs updating ... anyone know the Man for that job ...


Someone's selling fake cameltoes. https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...-for-sale.html


There's a monthly TD photo competition and, despite a slowish start, it's gaining momentum. https://teakdoor.com/photoshop-and-ph...ry-2017-a.html (Photo competition poll - February 2017)


We are up to page 3 in have you ever fcuked a midget in a plane and later discovered he was a post-op.
https://teakdoor.com/the-teakdoor-lou...nky-weird.html (How you ever indulged in kinky/weird sex?)


If you ever followed the Fluke thread ... a new brave twist ... that man's imagination knows no boundaries .. https://teakdoor.com/living-in-thaila...ml#post3455295


Danny Boy and NiceThaiZa have eloped ...

David44 and Bobo746 have are AWOL


A guy identified as the Shrewd Punter came and told us that he was banging 1/2 of Bangkok ... but posted only food shots, condom wrappers and some out of focus skinny Chinese LB images. He said he found true love, but, on his return to the north of the land of the soap dodgers, he found he a true STD ... later denined of course. That thread you'lll have to serch yourself.

Dillinger, however, did go and shag half of PP in a single week-end Visa run and had the images to prove it ... well done that man ... https://teakdoor.com/members-only/172...trip-pics.html (My Cambodia trip pics)


Couple of nice trip reports flowing in ... https://teakdoor.com/thailands-travel...nd-2017-a.html (Pictures from latest travels around Thailand (2017)) and https://teakdoor.com/vietnam-nepal-and-burma-travel-forum/173395-my-xmas-vacation-in-vietnam.html