What Girly things can you do ?

**Latindancer** · 29-04-2015, 04:35 AM

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Originally Posted by Bogon

Hope this clears it up?

*backs away slowly*

Ah yes, absolutely.

Eeeasy, Bogon mate. Just put down the sausage.
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**nigelandjan** · 29-04-2015, 10:39 AM

Originally Posted by patsycat

How refreshing to read that you are reaching out and embracing your feminine sides!!

Never been out of touch with mine PC .

Anyway IMO its only in the mind what is male and female things to do .

I have always done my share of the so called girly things , I have always cooked , done my share of the housework, ironing , changed nappies , bottled fed em ( many many moons ago ) and I am genuinely learning on a sewing machine now . Its a practicality thing really , there is no bugger round here to turn up trousers and both of us need every pair of trousers shortening .

I work 56 hours per week but the missus does 60+ , however hers is shift work so she is too bloody knackered to do much else bless her , so I have to pitch in .

When I look back I never really noticed it at the time but my Dad did absolutely Jack shit to help my Mum , she even used to get me to help her decorate the house at an early age because he would do bugger all . I enjoyed it anyway .

I have a mate still from my Dads generation , he will sit waiting at home until his wife comes back from her part time job to make him a cup of tea + roll for his lunch complaining to her as she walks in the door carrying the shopping he is spitting feathers and to hurry up !

**PeeCoffee** · 29-04-2015, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Dillinger

The Missus brought a hula hoop back today, I watched her for a good 10 minutes thrusting away, as you do

She then passed it to me, I'm hopeless, can't get it to go around 3 times, even after an hour of spinning the thing.

That got me to thinking, I'm shit at all those girly things, skipping, ice skating, roller blading, cooking, knitting, washing, giving head, faking orgasms...

Any gender benders on here ?

Fess up , Dillinger.
How did you possibly know that you were not any good at giving head ?
Dude, did the receiving 'partner' inform you

(No, I'm not going there...it's your life after all.)

You need an hour or two watching professional hockey...now's a good time as the NHL playoffs are in full swing.
These fookers can SKATE !
Nothing girlie about skating on ice...unless your wearing women's too-toos...

...in that case >

**Stretchy** · 29-04-2015, 11:20 AM

I can iron.

**nidhogg** · 29-04-2015, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by PeeCoffee

Fess up , Dillinger.
How did you possibly know that you were not any good at giving head ?
Dude, did the receiving 'partner' inform you

(No, I'm not going there...it's your life after all.)

Asked in post 11. Dilinger has been curiously absent from this thread since then if memory serves me correctly.

**boloa** · 29-04-2015, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Stretchy

I can iron.

I sometime do some household cleaning or washing up

**Norton** · 29-04-2015, 12:12 PM

I can open my own beer.

**OhOh** · 29-04-2015, 01:34 PM

I can hand her a couple of paracetamol and a glass of water if she says she has a headache.

**somtamslap** · 29-04-2015, 01:43 PM

Originally Posted by patsycat

How refreshing to read that you are reaching out and embracing your feminine sides!!

Some of us are more in tune than others though, Pats.

Take me for example.

I tuck my penis between my thighs, apply a liberal smear of lip gloss, cup my breasts, pout, and study my form in the mirror for hours on end.

And the amount of times I've tried to fellate myself?

Pats, I even managed to get my foreskin between my teeth once.

Just call me Barbara and be done with it.

**ltnt** · 29-04-2015, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Just call me Barbara and be done with it.

Must be a Bruce Jenner wanna be there Slap?

I can ignore her for days...

WTF..8.79 pounds for a paperback Slap! You can get laid for that in Issan with a beer...

**slackula** · 29-04-2015, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

I tuck my penis between my thighs, apply a liberal smear of lip gloss, cup my breasts, pout, and study my form in the mirror for hours on end.

**kmart** · 29-04-2015, 04:04 PM

^Ugh! But the first thing that came to mind reading slap's post as well, unfortunately.

"It puts the lotion in the basket"

**patsycat** · 29-04-2015, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Originally Posted by patsycat

How refreshing to read that you are reaching out and embracing your feminine sides!!

Some of us are more in tune than others though, Pats.

Take me for example.

I tuck my penis between my thighs, apply a liberal smear of lip gloss, cup my breasts, pout, and study my form in the mirror for hours on end.

And the amount of times I've tried to fellate myself?

Pats, I even managed to get my foreskin between my teeth once.

Just call me Barbara and be done with it.

Unsee the brain photo!! Have you tried the hula hooping. It's not that difficult. There was a lady on Britain's Got Talent last week who did it really well. She got 4 yesses!!

And it's good for your waistline. Your girls would have a good laugh!!

**baldrick** · 29-04-2015, 04:36 PM

Originally Posted by Storekeeper

Like everybody else posting in this forum ... Typing.

I only type with one hand

**Bogon** · 29-04-2015, 06:55 PM

What makes it worse is that Withers is behind the camera filming this filth.

Suppose Sommers is gonna chalk it up to another weird weekend in Belgium?

Dude is a sick dog...

**somtamslap** · 29-04-2015, 07:55 PM

Originally Posted by Bogon

Suppose Sommers is gonna chalk it up to another weird weekend in Belgium?

On the contrary. That type of behaviour is regular fare in the Slap bathroom of a morning.

**Baas Babelaas** · 29-04-2015, 08:17 PM

Cook, laundry, hang laundry, gossip, make my bed.

But all bachelors can do these things - no?

**Cujo** · 29-04-2015, 08:40 PM

Gimme a break. Seen the 'dinner' thread?
We're swapping recipes like a knitting circle, it'll be embroidery tips next.
Let's face it, we're just a big bunch o' girly men.
Well you all are anyway. I'm a manly man myself.

**nigelandjan** · 29-04-2015, 10:59 PM

I,ll call a poof in the cupboard on that one ^

Making a big cloud of smoke KJ ??

**patsycat** · 29-04-2015, 11:20 PM

What are you sewing on your sewing machine, Nige? You should try sewing a button on a shirt. Even I can't do that!! The shirt usually has to be soaked in warm salty water to get the blood stains out.

**nigelandjan** · 29-04-2015, 11:24 PM

Trouser turn ups Patsy ,, getting pretty dapper with this machine now

Got a rake of orders from work now , guys who want they're trousers turned up

However I have told them to get they're wives ( b/f,s ) to do the inside leg measurement and pin them prior to any work by myself

**boloa** · 29-04-2015, 11:31 PM

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Trouser turn ups

**nigelandjan** · 30-04-2015, 12:47 AM

Yeah they last all of one wash mate ^ been there done it got a wardrobe full of T shirts

**nigelandjan** · 30-04-2015, 12:49 AM

There aint no easy way round this one

You just gotta sew / bro

**Stinky** · 30-04-2015, 01:19 AM

I can wipe my arse from front to back.

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