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    What Girly things can you do ?

    The Missus brought a hula hoop back today, I watched her for a good 10 minutes thrusting away, as you do

    She then passed it to me, I'm hopeless, can't get it to go around 3 times, even after an hour of spinning the thing.

    That got me to thinking, I'm shit at all those girly things, skipping, ice skating, roller blading, cooking, knitting, washing, giving head, faking orgasms...

    Any gender benders on here ?

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    what about rounders ? or baseball.

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    I can drive like Mrs Somchai on the rag hunting down her cheating husband with a migraine and a kid gnawing on the each tit.

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    I,m having lessons on a sewing machine right now

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    ^ffs please!
    Anyway cooking is not "girly" as my mother and wife make a fine duo of can't cook won't cook!

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    I can fight like a girl if there's any trouble to be had at On Nut!


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    I can sit down and pee when i'm too drunk to stand up

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    I can throw clothes in the washer if I have to.

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    Does plucking underarm hair qualify?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thaimeme View Post
    Does plucking underarm hair qualify?
    Fuckin' A Ditty Bag it does!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dillinger View Post
    I'm shit at all those girly things...... giving head...
    Brave of you to come out and say that Dilinger.

    Want to explain more about how you know you are shit at giving head? Youthful experimentation or a mid-life crisis?

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    I can annoy people watching interesting films by asking inane questions about every character / situation happening at a rate of 4.7 questions per minute.

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    Oh, I can also engage a special "stealth mode" when food shopping by slipping in various creams and potions that cost about 800 baht for a 25ml tub in to the shopping trolley without the other half knowing. Always get found out when arrive home, but who gives a f*%k because it's already paid for by then.
    Black diamonds? I shit 'em.

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    I can lose my house keys every day in the house, even though someone who thinks he knows better put a hook on the wall for them to hang

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    ^^^ I was asked by a close female friend how i viewed lesbian relationships. On HD was apparently not the right answer!

    OK back to topic.

    I think I am going to start organizing and moving around HER stuff so she can't find it.

    I'm shit at all those girly things,.... ice skating,
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    Better to think inside the pub, than outside the box?
    I apologize if any offence was caused. unless it was intended.
    You people, you think I know feck nothing; I tell you: I know feck all
    Those who cannot change their mind, cannot change anything.

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    Willy has just sent me a PM,

    He reckons he cries every time he blows his load.

    Urm, Yes thanks Willy, that is very girly.

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    I can make a quick phone call last 47 minutes.

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    I can cook bacon.

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    Once upon a time my mate and I decided it would be a good idea to wear stockings:
    Car would not start and by the time we got to the liquor store it was closed.

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    I can eat 6 times a day and take a piss every time I go near a toilet.

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    Decide I don't like a film even before the titles have finisished

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