Thread: What Girly things can you do ?

Originally Posted by Dillinger

I can lose my house keys every day in the house, even though someone who thinks he knows better put a hook on the wall for them to hang

5555....My wife is not anything but inventive and resourceful. She used a circular magnet I recovered from the magnetron of the microwave she managed to set on fire.
Said magnet attached to side of fridge..great storage for all keys..not sure if good idea if we had a new vehicle with a remote though.

Originally Posted by Dillinger

The Missus brought a hula hoop back today, I watched her for a good 10 minutes thrusting away, as you do

She then passed it to me, I'm hopeless, can't get it to go around 3 times, even after an hour of spinning the thing.

That got me to thinking, I'm shit at all those girly things, skipping, ice skating, roller blading, cooking, knitting, washing, giving head, faking orgasms...

Any gender benders on here ?

So you are no good at thrusting your pelvis in a circular manner ?

I can act like I'm totally enthralled with what ever it is your saying, as long as you're buying the alcohol...

When I saw that you had posted on this thread I thought your answer will be "liking the band KISS" Todd.

Only Girlies and faggots like this band.

^ what colour tights do you wear todd ?

Originally Posted by adzt1

^ffs please!
Anyway cooking is not "girly" as my mother and wife make a fine duo of can't cook won't cook!

Fkin right. If I hadn't learned to cook I would have starved. My Ex could burn salad.

Originally Posted by Bogon

I can make a quick phone call last 47 minutes.

Comprising a solitary syllable?

Originally Posted by Bogon

^ Correctomondo.

Choose one of the following and repeat until 47 minutes are up.

1) Urgh

2) Mmm

3) Law (excuse the spelling)

My secretary can have a 20 minute call. One minute where she tells the person what she is after, and 19 minutes saying "Kha".

^ka ka ka ka ka ka ka. Agreed. -Sounds like living next to rookery sometimes.

^ Wonderful stuff.

Fook it! How could I have left the "Ka" out!

Originally Posted by baldrick

^ what colour tights do you wear todd ?

I'm sure they're of a magenta hue...
Expected, yes?

i can take conversations completely out of context and get pissed off about it,

i used to paint my nails until my 20s,

i cry at forest gump, everytime.

Like everybody else posting in this forum ... Typing.

I enter into interminable giggling fits when ENT says something silly. And I keep copies of his repo in my purse. But I'm racked with indecision,

vacillating constantly about whether to red Willy.

Originally Posted by Bogon

Fook it! How could I have left the "Ka" out!

Ka pom !

I can appear to be schizophrenic with the usual personality changes....

^ Monthly?

Originally Posted by Norton

^ Monthly?

Continually.

Originally Posted by Bogon

I can also put those 2 extra sausages you cooked for a sneaky cold sandwich with HP sauce into an oxygen filled bag so that it resembles one of those balloons with a teddy bear inside that people receive on Valentines Day into your fridge.

I have read that 3 times and I still don't have a fucking clue what it is about. A little help please?

^ This may be lengthy, so bear with me...

When I cook sausages, I normally add a couple of spare ones so that I can have a cold sausage sandwich as a late night snack with brown sauce. Once my "spare" sausages are cooled, the missus puts them in a plastic bag and ties it with an elastic band. For some reason, she fills the bag with air to about 82 PSI before sealing it with the band and it resembles one of those valentine balloons that contain a teddy bear inside.

Exhibit A



Now envisage the balloon without the teddy inside, but 2 small sausages.

Hope this clears it up?

Originally Posted by Bogon

Hope this clears it up?

*backs away slowly*

Ah yes, absolutely.

How refreshing to read that you are reaching out and embracing your feminine sides!!