Don't want to be a productive member of society? Well, all you have to do in Old Blighty is eat like a pig and get too fat to work:

"A kebab-loving couple declared too fat to work are raking in £2k a month in welfare handouts from the British taxpayer. Stephen Beer and Michelle Coomb, from Plymouth, weigh a total of 55 stone and claim their size makes it impossible to find a job."

Their “£3k wedding, paid for through their housing benefit payments” at which “guests were treated to £450 worth of kebabs” was featured in a recent Channel 5 documentary. Mr. Beer has been married four times previously.

Both are on Disability Living Allowance because of their size, and Beer travels around in a specially modified scooter built for obese people. He has taxpayer funded carers to help him wash and dress because he cannot stand up for long periods.

Whilst 31-stone Beer has not worked in five years, his 24-stone wife has never had a job at all.

The Beers are not the first to be fork-lifted aboard the gravy train.



The couple are part of the forty percent of British people who are either overweight or obese. They are also amongst the 5,500 people who claim benefits due to being too fat, a figure that has doubled in the last five years."

Forty percent???

Kebabs And Claims: 55 Stone Couple Get £2k A Month - Breitbart