Thread: Too Fat To Work

Originally Posted by Humbert

Originally Posted by toslti

Why do Americans eat everything off trays

We do? News to me.

He must of saw it on TV so it must be true.

Being that he is probably to fat to get off his ass and go to America and find out this is no surprise.

Fat lazy fucks down under.

Just in case anyone wanted to see the actual programme (which I watched at time of broadcast) here's the link. BTW the guy became ill with a thrombosis in his lung at said wedding

BTW the guy became ill with a thrombosis in his lung at said wedding

i hope that doesnt mean he will draw sickness benefit as well as disability benefit and fat benefit.

Originally Posted by Humbert

Originally Posted by toslti

Why do Americans eat everything off trays

We do? News to me.

He saw it on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

I feel sorry for these people!

No one sticks up for them and everyone has a go at them.

If they carn't get out of bed because they're so obese then how do they eat etc

It's the fooking "carers" who get paid to keep the obese dependent.

They should all be working 12 hour shifts in the local factory like 20+ years ago..

It was all "New Labours" fault creating a culture of benefit dependency..

Originally Posted by palexxxx

Bullshit,

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Well, depends on the calorific value of snot, dunnit!

Jabba the Garden Hut chimes in!

Originally Posted by david44

Oz fattest ?

Jeez! I spend months and months casting insults at Aussies all over the shop and nobody gives a shit.

When I casually observe offhand that Aus has a weight problem that exceeds that of the USA (and then temper it with a couple of links showing it may be true or at least true-ish) SUDDENLY you all notice! Bunch of vanity queens!

So yes, that flag DOES make your arses look fat!

I object the words used to describe these people slightly overweight, overweight, mildly obese, obese, clinically obese. Let's not fuck about, let's just be clinically honest and call them all fat cunts.
Don't remove their benefits, increase them. If they have no income they would just start eating other peoples kids and child protection is very important. The fat cunts need a nice comfy bed and a massive TV to discourage them from exercise. An endless supply of unhealthy fatty foods and they will quickly die and not become a burden on the NHS.
No reason why that cannot perform a useful function while they are still alive. Use them to block corridors in prison to slow down escape attempts. If a sewer needs blocking for maintenance to be carried out, just shove one or two fat cunts in there.
If you want to stop illegals entering the country via the channel tunnel, just deploy a team of fat cunts travelling in the opposite direction.
Job jobbed.

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Originally Posted by palexxxx

Bullshit,

Originally Posted by OckerRocker

Well, depends on the calorific value of snot, dunnit!

Jabba the Garden Hut chimes in!

Originally Posted by david44

Oz fattest ?

Jeez! I spend months and months casting insults at Aussies all over the shop and nobody gives a shit.

When I casually observe offhand that Aus has a weight problem that exceeds that of the USA (and then temper it with a couple of links showing it may be true or at least true-ish) SUDDENLY you all notice! Bunch of vanity queens!

So yes, that flag DOES make your arses look fat!

Speaking of fat gits who eat snot . . . You need to do something about your pimples . . .

If these 2 fat cnuts don't want to be on benefits, as they claim, then why do they take the money? No money, no kebabs. Simple innit?

Vacant of independence, self-sufficiency, and community connections.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Fat, obese people always complain about being broke. But, look at what they eat. Take outs, frozen crap, McD's. Those cost money.

In the UK, frozen crap (not the take-outs or McDs admittedly) is, sadly, the cheapest way to eat. Places like Fulton's, Farmfoods, Heron foods even Iceland have extremely cheap deals on their (often unhealthy) food. Who can argue with 1.5 kg of chips for 89p or fish fingers or a pizza for £1, or a bag of 15 sausages for 99p if your budget is limited? It's very hard to feed a family healthily in UK for that sort of money. Also, bear in mind, despite all the cooking programmes on TV, fewer and fewer youngsters know how to cook - neither schools nor their parents teach them. So, not only is it cheaper, but easier to resort to convenience food. It's an increasing problem within a part of UK society

Originally Posted by misskit

Originally Posted by Humbert

Originally Posted by toslti

Why do Americans eat everything off trays

We do? News to me.

He saw it on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.

Thought she and her family ate off the floor?

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

Looks like an emergency anal insertion kit, for when one runs out of rodents.

What's the milk for?...

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Why don't you save us all some time and just list the few things that DON'T look like an emergency anal insertion kit to you?

I've given this a lot of thought.

The list of things is indeed short, and consists of only one thing so far, so here goes :-

My list of things that don't look like an emergency anal insertion kit.

1) Cyril Smith.






................................although, i suppose, at a push, in a real emergency.............................

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

1) Cyril Smith.

Do you reckon Smith's anal insertion kit includes a space-hopper? It looks that way.

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

1) Cyril Smith.

Do you reckon Smith's anal insertion kit includes a space-hopper? It looks that way.

Hope that fat fuck pays for two seats whenever he travels...

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

1) Cyril Smith.

Do you reckon Smith's anal insertion kit includes a space-hopper? It looks that way.

Hope that fat fuck pays for two seats whenever he travels...

He travels little these days....
He dying to get out, though.

Originally Posted by toslti

is it to prepare them for prison food?

In a word; Yes. Exclusive in Ghettos.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Originally Posted by Humbert

Originally Posted by toslti

Why do Americans eat everything off trays

We do? News to me.

He must of saw it on TV so it must be true.

Being that he is probably to fat to get off his ass and go to America and find out this is no surprise.

Fat lazy fucks down under.

Does a pizza delivery box count as a tray?

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

Originally Posted by quimbian corholla

Originally Posted by withnallstoke

1) Cyril Smith.

Do you reckon Smith's anal insertion kit includes a space-hopper? It looks that way.

Hope that fat fuck pays for two seats whenever he travels...

This obese paedophile cvnt is thankfully dead now.

Cyril Smith: the predatory paedophile protected by establishment - Telegraph

Originally Posted by Boon Mee

School kids are not slowing in their revolt against Michelle Obama's school lunch program as more and more "healthy" items are resulting in smaller portion sizes and downright disgusting looking options.

At least the poor little mites have options.

"Don't forget lads, use the proper toilet when you need a crap".