What a crock of shit...............
What a crock of shit...............
Fvck it lets have a beer.
Not possible to send a green but right on.Originally Posted by aging one
P.S. It's made to be dranked like water...
Never come home mad from work...
Was being saved for a rainy day....
Vodka and ginger beer.
I have been saving the corks to make fish floats from them. Alas they may make flotsam out out of fish.
Back to the garden. I'm sure more to bury there.Or so she says with a smile.
fish fertilizer.
Last edited by fishlocker; 02-06-2016 at 07:09 AM.
Originally Posted by patsycat
Ginger Ale, Schweppes. Good for your tummy.
^ poof juice...
I'm gonna grab a couple of these outta the fridge:
oopsy, bit of a chunky monkey, I meant these:
How many of them have you had? That bird is fat
^ yeah, but she's gonna get thinner and more beautiful as the night goes on...
I'm gonna do something for yoy, Dil - much happiness returned to the Dil!
BB's never been to.bed with a fat woman.......though he's maybe woken up with a few........
Someone take Betty drunk; he's home
Get yer greedy eyes off her, she's coming home with me tonight...
Nothing really wrong with having a few drinks and chewing the fat is there?
Life is good, it sure beats the alternative.
Back on the beer, I decided my mood was getting too heavy after 5 and a half months off, and i wasn't sleeping so well.
Just got 4 cans of Tyski 5.5% for £5
Polish beer from a Paki owned shop - I know, bad form for a skinhead ...
Goes right against my racist nature- but big supermarkets are a rip off,
and I'll make up for it tomorrow:
I'll take out the empty cans and litter them .
one stuck in a hedge
one left on a park bench
one tossed into the church graveyard
one left in the public toilets urinal trough
Polish immigrants will get the blame
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