Thread: What are you drinking today?

key word... enjoy.

Roped into the annual Thai festival...Basingstoke this time.
These places are on a par with places like soi 4 for people watching sexpests and pats like Mendy.



Just without the weather but 400 baht green currys and 170 baht cans of Sing.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

...Basingstoke
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Another 10 man points deducted.

That jug resembles the amount of jizz extracted from Mendy in the last couple of days... quite a bit less than the amount of bile spouted by some Northern Mick

^^^ Send my best to the wife, her new hair do looks great!

That jug was full of pla raa actually and the final round of I'm British Get Me Outta Here comp, featuring these 4 miscreants who are walking around here like they would straight off the plane in Bangkok.



Here's the winner, strangely enough he did have a Manc accent, retrieving his 50 quid winnings from the ladyblokes bust, in front of his missus in the white hairband, who he then passes the 50 buff over to
All good family fun i guess

Originally Posted by Mendip

Send my best to the wife, her new hair do looks great!

Cheers bro. She's stoked

Oh hang on

So fukk me, if I ever manage to get my missus back to the UK, will I have to go to these cabaret shows?

Does your gardener drive in the evenings? Cos I couldn't do that sober.

Maybe Korat ain't so bad after all?

Lady Gaghard

Originally Posted by Mendip

So fukk me, if I ever manage to get my missus back to the UK, will I have to go to these cabaret shows?

They sound pretty good after an hour or so.

If Gaga and Beyonce invited you into the portaloo, what would you say?

^^ I like the chick in the playing card outfit but your mate in with a mullet looks well weird.

^^ A big yes from me.

^ I'd have thought you'd have been more of the Beyonce putting a ring on it kinda bloke

The Thai Amy Winehouse, would be right up Hal's gunnel I reckon

^^ First time you've worn those boating shoes outside the house? The things we do for wives, hey!

^ I thought I'd break them in before our boating weekender, skip

Check this bummer out. He looks like a young Luigi



If only he was in throwing distance of this stinking fukkin durian and it didn't cost 80 quid

All them beers suddenly didnt seem such a good idea
at the first sight of the loos....until...


...I noticed when the door opened to that wide one at the front right, that there were 3 blokes in there.
At first I thought they were Hal and his chatty sniffed up mates or Tomcat and a couple of Thai rent boys up to no good but no it was a shared mens cubicle And to make matters even sweeter I've come back to the stage area and there's a couple of empty seats. Winning!!

So now I can sit here like Mendy at his home, towering above the Thai sat on the floor, albeit without any dogs sweaty scrotum at eye level

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ I'd have thought you'd have been more of the Beyonce putting a ring on it kinda bloke

Mendip those are lifts to help him with his standing in the world

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

^ I thought I'd break them in before our boating weekender, skip

You off to Gas Street Basin ​again?


Couldn't you just take the bus?

They really do fill the stereotype of fat, balding Brit loser. SA’s friends.

^ FACT...The second from the left is an Aussie

Bugger.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

They really do fill the stereotype of fat, balding Brit loser. SA’s friends.

The bald ones not fat and the fat ones not bald.