Thread: Hangover butty - not for the squeemish.

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Snap! That's exactly what I'll be eating in about 15min. Hold the extra virgin olive oil though.

Heathen! May the power of Christ compel thee from our presence.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Heathen! May the power of Christ compel thee from our presence.

"Ooooh. Breadless chicken fagwich".

^^^ Have you eaten the fagwich yet Ant?
^^ Withnall's favourite club in Chumphon. Where's big, black Bernard you're always ranting about withnall? I thought he was your favourite.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Have you eaten the fagwich yet Ant?

Yes, 280 grams of fagwich today. I'm absolutely stuffed with fagwich!

Originally Posted by Necron99

Ham, mustard pickles, tasty cheese, tomato, and beet root. ( shitty German pickled beet root cause thats all I could find, and mayo.

Why are there three slices of bread...

Originally Posted by patsycat

Why are there three slices of bread...

One's for Anne.

He can-t eat it, too much butter and mayo....

Originally Posted by patsycat

He can-t eat it, too much butter and mayo....

And too much bread.

I'm thinking it's two sandwiches under construction, and there is one slice of bread out of site.
otherwise how ill he put it together?

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

280 grams of fagwich today.

Anal Ant and his fagwiches are really disgracing this fred.

Which reminds me. The thread starter has only put one offering up and has quite happily retained his thoroughly gay status throughout.

What you having for tea tonight withnall? Faggots on toast?

Originally Posted by somtamslap

What you having for tea tonight withnall? Faggots on toast?

Nah.
I'm watching my figure, so it's just the faggots for me.

Go and join Mrs Robinson then will ya.

Originally Posted by patsycat

Why are there three slices of bread...

Necron99 doesn't like to eat on his own, so he sits outside on the porch throwing bits of bread out for the birds whilst munching on his sarnie.

Case sloved.

Next...

^ I had an extra peice of ham so I made it a double decker.

I suggest people go to the nearest 7/11 and take advantage of their latest line of Sandwich: Japanese Roast Pork and Cheese - Mm mmmmmmmm!

A little known fact, but Japan has the highest incidence of gayness in the pig community in the entire world. Chances are that pork you're eating is gay... FACT!

Originally Posted by AntRobertson

Chances are that pork you're eating is gay... FACT!

The packaging clearly states that the pigs used for these sandwiches were hand picked for their masculinity and are 100 % cent, most definitely not gay.

The angles have been covered, anthony - unlike your blatant display of unrivalled gayness.

Originally Posted by somtamslap

The packaging clearly states that the pigs used for these sandwiches were hand picked for their masculinity and are 100 % cent, most definitely not gay.

Yeah, just like those Findus burgers said they were made from beef!

Japanese pig:

^ I've no idea where you're getting your info from.

THIS is a Japanese pig:

Grunt grunt.

^^Oh, so you like them big and beefy eh!

^^

Tuna mayo Wednesday night

Egg mayo last night

Pickled onions just about ready for consumption this evening.

Another display of premium methane purging coming your way...