Thread: Cricket scores around the world

The third session finds England declaring at 325/9.

i long for the days of test cricket when you could pop out do some shopping or clean the car and the score had barely moved. With this lot you pop off to make a cuppa and 46 runs, 3 wickets fall and a declaration.

Originally Posted by happynz

The third session finds England declaring at 325/9.

Want a bowl under the lights.

Good start 10/1.

Only here for the paragraphs

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i long for the days of test cricket when you could pop out do some shopping or clean the car and the score had barely moved.

Captain Cooky days?

Proving to be a good decision from England

31/3

Impressive. I look forward to the next Ashes.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Only here for the paragraphs

There's way too many unanswered questions to discuss for single lines but the gutless brittle tefler crowd here just go running for cover every time

How about you, what's your take on needing a kiwi coach and captain to save any further embarrassment or are you one of the "we'll take what we can get" retards too?

^ fuk HW, you are in danger of beating the Kraut Loon to the title of being the most repetitive poster on this forum.

Anderson moves on to 677 test wickets, love to see him reach 700 before he retires; 7 overs, 4 maidens, 10 runs and 2 wickets with an economy rate of 1.42 pure class

Originally Posted by malmomike77

fuk HW, you are in danger of beating the Kraut Loon to the title of being the most repetitive poster on this forum.

Easiest way to end that would be to just answer the very basic questions that stem back to the WC thread, or maybe it wouldn't be the easiest way for some. I'll let you figure out why

Anyway haven't you got some more 24 carat bullshit sports trivia to post that anyone smarter than a rock can fact-check in 10 seconds and make your opinion on something totally worthless again?

Originally Posted by Headworx

Easiest way to end that would be to just

start your own Aussie bellyaching about the English thread

^Why? The brittles would look at the posts, think *fuck this guy he's got us over a barrel again*, then deflect or ignore.

^ it would stop you polluting the thread with your obvious issues like you have for the past 8 months

^Yeah and no brittle ever once threw some bait out in any threads ever then shit himself when someone returned fire right? You guys are truly fucking unbelievable, your mate squirrel went looking for a bite earlier just as you did with your bullshit *facts* then you get all indignant when any shit comes back? Yeah fuck off, you fit the mould of a mod these day so ban me.

Its supposed to be some banter not a fooking war. I threw out a joke about Engs performance in India and you turn that into me being a liar. Now you can keep trotting that out at every opportunity like that Kraut loon does on me being an alcoholic but it don't make it true and just makes you look like a dull repetitive cvnt.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

out a joke about Engs performance in India and you turn that into me being a liar.

It wasn't a joke and we all know that, it was a classic case of a brittle talking total shite looking for a bite then getting all indignant when he got one. You guys want to start it, don't blame anyone else for returning serve. It's that simple.

Originally Posted by Headworx

getting all indignant

indignant clearly has a different meaning down under, i think we're largely indifferent to your ranting aside from it got old over half a year ago

^Pretty sure indignant means the same, even if English isn't someone's first language. An example would be someone posting a completely false statement, getting pulled on it by someone who smelt bullshit, then being indignant because that person has the sheer audacity to ever bring it up again. Textbook brittle behaviour that.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Anderson moves on to 677 test wickets, love to see him reach 700 before he retires; 7 overs, 4 maidens, 10 runs and 2 wickets with an economy rate of 1.42 pure class

Anderson has proven to be one of the great bowlers of all time and all credit has to be given for his ability to still perform at his age.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

start your own Aussie bellyaching about the English thread

Yes, a Convict whining thread would complement the chinky whining thread quite nicely I think.

Of course HW would monopolise it because he is a whiny little bitch.

Originally Posted by Loy Toy

Anderson has proven to be one of the great bowlers of all time and all credit has to be given for his ability to still perform at his age.

I believe I heard them muttering that Shit Bloke and Jimmy are six or seven wickets away from beating McGrath and Warne's record of 1000 or so wickets when they've played together.

Which is nice.

^ yep, the stats are:

McGrath/Warne - 1271 wickets, 1001 in tests they played together
Anderson/Broad - 1243 wickets, 999 in tests they played together

more remarkable as they are both quicks

good man, Stokes.
NZ have been solid, up to now.