Thread: Cricket scores around the world

It was amusing listening to the enthusiasm of the kiwi commentators being slowly drained away.

England firmly in the driving seat.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Another Australian appears to be hallucinating. He kept it to two sentences so you didn't get confused, too.

NZ need 394 to win. That would be a record 4th innings score by some distance in NZ.

But I did throw a four syllable word in there.

I wonder what he thinks I'm "implying" this time.

*chortle*

Originally Posted by cyrille

those are just two facts

So suddenly on planet brittle, facts actually matter?

Mayte, they live on a different planet, that's for sure. Supposed you'd have to given how shyte they are at sports and how brittle their own self image is.
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Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

*chortle*

Chortle?

You're like a retarded child. About half a step ahead of backspin.

that's 1002 wickets as a combo for Anderson and Broad. A new Test record for an on-field combo

Play Bangladesh next, you'll get even more records.


*sorry cuzzies.

14-2 Conway and Williamson gone bowled to Broad

Originally Posted by malmomike77

that's 1002 wickets as a combo for Anderson and Broad. A new Test record for an on-field combo

Good on them, no seriously. They've been around through thick and thin for what seems an eternity and desreve recognition for their individual and combined efforts.

He's big, he's bad, he's better than his dad,
STUART BROAD!
STUART BROAD!

He's still a shite bloke.

19 for 3 - all bowled by Broad, this could end quickly

Originally Posted by malmomike77

that's 1002 wickets as a combo for Anderson and Broad. A new Test record for an on-field combo

Magnificent.

Popped out to Mr. DIY and three wickets down before I made it back.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Chortle?

You're like a retarded child. About half a step ahead of backspin.

I thought it was appropriate when addressing a blattering buffoon.

England: the greatest team in the world.

They're coming home, they're coming home, they're coming, the Ashes are coming home!

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

I thought it was appropriate when addressing a blattering buffoon.

Yeah, of course.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

England: the greatest team in the world.

They're coming home, they're coming home, they're coming, the Ashes are coming home!

Aaaaaand he's off!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

England: the greatest team in the world.

They're coming home, they're coming home, they're coming, the Ashes are coming home!

You weren't trying to trigger Headcase there were you?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You weren't trying to trigger Headcase there were you?

All of them (or both).

Headcase is in the same league as the Americans when it comes to understanding irony and self deprecation.

Willy is just a bit thick.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Willy is just a bit thick

more than a bit

the last time an Eng bowler got all the first 3 wickets to fall bowled was Fred Trueman - still got it Stuart - that is a fact

Originally Posted by hallelujah

All of them (or both).

Headcase is in the same league as the Americans when it comes to understanding irony and self deprecation.

Willy is just a bit thick.

Willy is the Robin of the not-so-dynamic duo

Originally Posted by malmomike77

the last time an Eng bowler got all the first 3 wickets to fall bowled was Fred Trueman - still got it Stuart - that is a fact

Did Freddie ever get 4?

28 - 5 with broad 4 of them all bowled.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Did Freddie ever get 4?

not sure bit Broady has

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Willy is the Robin of the not-so-dynamic duo

I was thinking more Dumb and Dumber?

This could be embarrassing for NZ.