Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Originally Posted by malmomike77

i'm not wasting my time to look up scores, there's no need in that to get you writing paras

India won by an innings and 132 runs

Fucking hell, how embarrassing.

Originally Posted by Headworx

you's are just a laughing stock

Just when it seemed things couldn't get any better.

An almost breathtakingly crap attempt to flip the narrative from headcase completes the humiliation.

Originally Posted by brittletefler

Fucking hell, how embarrassing.

Not really, India are currently on a world record 15-0 winning streak of Test series at home so it's a grave yard for touring teams on a scale never seen before.

Embarrassing would be being so shite at a sport you invented that you need to rope in guys with real skills and bottle from sparsely populated islands on the other side of the world to try and drag your shower of shit team from rock bottom. But, let's turn brittle on this inconvenient fact and not talk about that 'aye what.

Originally Posted by malmomike77

when hopefully Steve has coached a few French cricket sessions

You do realise Smith has never lost a series in India and averages 117.5 with the bat there in his las...

Nah can't do it, just can't bring myself to post total fucking bullshit and hope nobody fact-checks it

Originally Posted by curtaintwitcher

An almost breathtakingly crap attempt to flip the narrative from headcase completes the humiliation.

Did I spell something wrong? You have to keep in mind I'm an Engineer, teflers like you who should know spelling and grammar could be found in most countries I worked albeit on some pitiful monthly stipend and shit conditions because they didn't have the skills to get the big bucks and ridiculously generous contracts we did. You can spell, I can't, it's a fair trade.

^ how was the nap, its done nothing for your mood

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ how was the nap, its done nothing for your mood

Translation: He's got us cold again with facts and questions we brittles are conditioned to avoid like the plague, how do I get out of this one without looking fully retarded yet again?

Reply: You must need an English breakfast!!!!

Indian spinners amazing.

Great win for India.

^Indeed they are amazing and always have been, especially at home, they just smother batsmen. It's what they grew up with though, watch kids playing backyard cricket in places like Sth Africa or Australia and everyone just bowls as fast as they possibly can. In India, almost all the kids will bowl spin.

Again though that home ground advantage is enormous, to put it into perspective Shane Warne's worst touring Test figures by far were in India where his average was 43.11 per wicket over 9 Tests. If there was no name beside that stat, you'd be saying what the fuck was this guy even doing in the team?!.

India have only lost 5 tests in the last decade at home. For Australia to be bowled out easily at home in India is no surprise. Only a brittle would try and troll Aussies about that fact.

^World's #1 Test team ranking aside, do you think Australia need to swallow their pride and appoint a Kiwi coach and captain to get them out of the mess they're in?

The positive thing to come out of this game for Australia is a new spinner named Tod Murphy. 7 wickets for 124 runs is a great maiden test match result.

Originally Posted by Headworx

^World's #1 Test team ranking aside, do you think Australia need to swallow their pride and appoint a Kiwi coach and captain to get them out of the mess they're in?

Stop thinking like a brittle.

a) Australia are not in a mess.
b) We dont need a kiwi coach and captain.

^ I think they were resigned to resting a few players and that's why they brought a few past test players in who failed before.

To be honest Cummings made a mistake by batting first on an Indian pitch putting this understrength batting line up in the line of fire.

Warner once again 2 failures.

When's the next one? I need to book a couple of days TV time.

^At the end of the next match and no matter what happens, Australia will still be the #1 Test team in the world and you'll still be a fucking brittle tefler. Its a fair trade.

I bet you believe the FIFA rankings too.

^ Why? Are England not world #1?

That’s a solid English name…

Originally Posted by DrWilly

That’s a solid English name…

Fucking hell, have you only just noticed?

What a c u n t.

Day 1, NZ chose to bowl, England 77/1

England's run rate under Stokes is 5.7 per over.

Over 10 tests.

Looks a beautiful day, at a beautiful ground.

So that's what the sun looks like.

England batsmen collecting a lot of boundaries at the Mount.

The batting talent in this team would impress anyone.


















Except Headworx obvs