Thread: Cricket scores around the world

Seerth Ifrican Supersport Grandstand HD.

That will do nicely.

^It's on channel 5-0.

Sorry, I meant "Grendstend".

Never mind Headcase, there's more humiliation to look forward to soon.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Never mind Headcase, there's more humiliation to look forward to soon.

Probably is, at no point have I gone full brittle and started planning victory celebrations after this tour for a multitude of reasons (facts) that have already been pointed out. If Oz can win one of the remaining 2 games they'd consider it a miracle, and unless weather comes into it there won't be any draws on tracks like they've been playing on so far.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Sorry, I meant "Grendstend".

You don't see the irony in poking fun at how other nations speak when you're from a country that half the population (and counting) can't even speak English and the other half have genuine problems pronouncing Harry, or other tongue twisters like Motor, Brother, Bottle, and Thistle? Please tell me they do voice interviews before hiring marble moufed brittles and letting them loose in classrooms to teach kids how to speak English?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

Never mind Headcase, there's more humiliation to look forward to soon.

We've got to wait until March for the Aussies next shellacking?

^There's an England vs NZ Test before then. That's the team that's managed one win in 30 years and 30 Tests against Australia that you're strutting about like Silkie roosters over beating. The same team who's Captain and Coach are probably staying with family instead of at the team hotel

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

England win by 267 runs.

Very convincing win and it hadn't looked inevitable after the first innings.
What was Broad like last night? Someone can probably tell me, I don't remember the top 3 batsmen being clean bowled in any test I've watched. Extraordinary.
I had planned a long day in front of the tv and it was over about the same time as my breakfast. I had to go and work in the garden.

Originally Posted by Headworx

You don't see the irony in poking fun at how other nations speak when you're from a country that half the population (and counting) can't even speak English and the other half have genuine problems pronouncing Harry, or other tongue twisters like Motor, Brother, Bottle, and Thistle? Please tell me they do voice interviews before hiring marble moufed brittles and letting them loose in classrooms to teach kids how to speak English?

That's funny coming from a bogan.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

That's funny coming from a bogan.

That must be one of his most bizarre rants yet.

And there have been a few.

Headcase is very clearly not playing with a full deck.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

That must be one of his most bizarre rants yet.

And there have been a few.

Headcase is very clearly not playing with a full deck.

How predictably pitiful and feeble. Claim the poster is less than intelligent instead of debating his words…

spoiler: the deflection does not work.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

the deflection does not work.

But when it's all you got..

So Harry brings up other nations accents but as soon as another inconvenient truth comes his way, it's duck and dive. I can't imagine what it would be like for a Western parent to have to debate his kids that the H is not silent in Harrods and the T in Motor has to be included after one of these University of Kao San Road accredited brittle chancers has put their version of English into their heads

Anyway back to discussing the cricket, are those traditional Maori tattoos on the England skipper?

You're right Hal, it's definitely Dumb and Dumber.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You're right Hal, it's definitely Dumb and Dumber.

Translation: Fuck this guy again, nobody should be able to poke fun at the way we brittles say 'Arrods and Mo-ah. They're difficult words!

War'ah

Christ, isn't living up phat's large intestine enough for you?

^Yet he can pronounce tongue twisters what start wiff an 'aich or what 'ave a T in them just fine

I sometimes watch English shows like Tipping Point and The Chase where Johnny Public are the guest contestants. Teeth aside, the amount of them that can't put a sentence togever wiffout sounding retarded is quite simply alarming

Funny how you've gone so off topic.

Innit.

Australia swept aside by India in manic parade of cross-batted wallops | Australia cricket team | The Guardian

'The only sweep the Indians will be planning is of the series, 4-0'.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Funny how you've gone so off topic.

Translation: Didn't you see in the terms and conditions when you joined here that brittles have carte blanche to hang as much shit as they want on Yanks, Convicts, Sheep Shaggers, Yarpies, Frogs, and anyone else they care to with full immunity from any and all response?

Well no I didn't actually.

not sure if you realised, ciz, but there’s no cricket on to watch.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Christ, isn't living up phat's large intestine enough for you?

What a legend.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Funny how you've gone so off topic.

Innit.

Australia swept aside by India in manic parade of cross-batted wallops | Australia cricket team | The Guardian

'The only sweep the Indians will be planning is of the series, 4-0'.

The Kiwis seemed to enjoy reporting it.

India have hammered Australia inside three days for the second time in a fortnight

https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/sport/2023/02/cricket-india-crush-australia-to-move-to-verge-of-world-test-championship-final.html

Last NZ v Eng Test in 3 1/2 hours time and another chance for the English cricket stars to make the management team look good. A red ball game, unchanged team and Anderson (682) looking to edge closer to 700 wickets and Broad (571) nearer to 600, combined as a partnership they hold the record bowling together. Harry Brook will hopefully get a chance to cement his 96.88 ave and Root nearer 11,000 Test runs.

I have tried to keep this factual knowing how upset the Antipodean faction get at the moment now their sides number one status looks decided shakey away from home turf

Try as a I might I scanned the facts available but none of their current team and most of their past heroes were unable to measure up to the previously quoted facts about English players.

Still as they say, tomorrow is another day of hard yakka

Anderson and Broad will have to flip a coin as to who gets to run into the usual Wellington gale, lol.

Interestingly, England's current coach Brendon McCullum got his triple century in Wellington this time eight years ago.

^ nah, Jimmy will get his choice as the senior, Broady will like it helping the bumpers.

England loses two in the first 6 overs.

Go the Black Caps!

Edit. Whoops. That's the 3rd wicket gone!