Thread: Manchester Utd

It’s no good Hal, Maguire has to go.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

ItÂ’s no good Hal, Maguire has to go.

It was indeed his fault for the first goal.

I can see why he had the worry in his mind about conceding an own goal, but he could have cleared it with his left foot- if he had trusted himself.

De Ligt will come in now, I'm sure.

The game swung on the disallowed Garnacho goal though.

An absolute sickener.

Only surpassed by the last minute winner for them.

I was fucking ill.

On the bright side Hal, you haven't got a negative goal difference.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

An absolute sickener.

Only surpassed by the last minute winner for them.

I was fucking ill.

It was priceless

How is the injury situation? enough for you to blame your whole season on yet?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

On the bright side Hal, you haven't got a negative goal difference.

I see that you're 3rd place after 2 games behind Brighton and City.

Do you start sending death threats to the manager now or do you usually wait a month or two?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

blame your whole season on yet?

Blame:

Blame:

Get in the bin, you twat.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

"Shitty" asked me again if you are still shagging that fat mum in the jungle.

Are you, Lu?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

He's definitely into this fat bird he's shagging.

Sending me pictures of her in repo and everything.

Wide screen, of course.

Blimey, what did I do to get this guy so upset.

Neither a mum nor fat, thank you very much. :-)

Originally Posted by Edmond

The lads queuing up to tap in from 6 yards couldn't have had more space if they were on the fucking moon.

Almost as much as the first.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Blimey,

Are Merch in White?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Blimey, what did I do to get this guy so upset.

Cor blimey, Guvnor.

All a man has to do these days is point out that family man is cheating on his wife (again) with a bit of chunk and he's following me around the board and calling Chitty's ex missus a methhead.



You ok, hun?

The problem with Maguire is that he cannot read the moves quickly enough, is somewhat slow and ponderous to engage gear and not exactly a mensa candidate, to be charitable. He was never worth £80 mil and if they don’t get shot of him in the next five days the loss will only increase further. Maybe Leics will take him back.

^ What's your Merch finishing place prediction Mystic?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ What's your Merch finishing place prediction Mystic?

I'll answer that for SA

First.

Premier League Champions

AGAIN

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ What's your Merch finishing place prediction Mystic?

Now you answer me a question

What will Arsenal win this year?

^^ i'm still waiting on the answer of how much you bet on that?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Now you answer me a question

What will Arsenal win this year?

they've only got to get one place better, Merch one place better just means they avoid relegation but still aren't in Euro turd comps

Originally Posted by malmomike77

they've only got to get one place better, Merch one place better just means they avoid relegation but stilla ren't in Euro turd comps

Can't answer the question, so I'll answer it for you: you'll be winning fuck all, you bell.

And we'll be lifting pots.

As usual, the trophy collectors gonna collect.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

And we'll be lifting pots.

The ones in the kitchens that feed the hospitality boxes that are rank

Originally Posted by hallelujah

wife

Wife??

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Are Merch in White?

No, white was the colour of the flags the defenders were wearing.

*introducing Gareth Bale*

Looks like it's gonna be another fun-filled football season on TD.



I'll have the last laugh though.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'll have....

38 weekly meltdowns.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'll have the last laugh though.

You will posting excuses at 3am

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The game swung on the disallowed Garnacho goal though.

An absolute sickener.

Only surpassed by the last minute winner for them.

I was fucking ill.

It's called dementia bud.

United were battered in that second half. That kunt Danny Wellbeck loves sticking it up United.

Instead of making a complete post-match cockwomble out of yourself you'd do well to go missing like Harry cockhead Maguire when United lose.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Looks like it's gonna be another fun-filled football season on TD.



I'll have the last laugh though.

It looks more than likely you'll be be sucking it up for most of the season again

Having read dil's latest pile of negative shite, I think you are still better off photoshopping Yogi's bals on Mendy's head.

Or better yet, that cocksucker Cy's.



Another reminder that hal knows:

Poster of the year:

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Molle

'e gets my votes.