Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Are you, Lu?

It's blatantly obvious that Molle and Edmundulu are the same person even to a fantasy football cheat like Cyrille.

Originally Posted by Joe 90

It's blatantly obvious that Molle and Edmundulu are the same person even to a fantasy football cheat like Cyrille.

He's definitely into this fat bird he's shagging.

Sending me pictures of her in repo and everything.

Wide screen, of course.

It’s no good Hal, Maguire has to go.

Originally Posted by Seekingasylum

ItÂ’s no good Hal, Maguire has to go.

It was indeed his fault for the first goal.

I can see why he had the worry in his mind about conceding an own goal, but he could have cleared it with his left foot- if he had trusted himself.

De Ligt will come in now, I'm sure.

The game swung on the disallowed Garnacho goal though.

An absolute sickener.

Only surpassed by the last minute winner for them.

I was fucking ill.

On the bright side Hal, you haven't got a negative goal difference.

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

On the bright side Hal, you haven't got a negative goal difference.

I see that you're 3rd place after 2 games behind Brighton and City.

Do you start sending death threats to the manager now or do you usually wait a month or two?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

An absolute sickener.

Only surpassed by the last minute winner for them.

I was fucking ill.

It was priceless

How is the injury situation? enough for you to blame your whole season on yet?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

blame your whole season on yet?

Blame:

Blame:

Get in the bin, you twat.

The problem with Maguire is that he cannot read the moves quickly enough, is somewhat slow and ponderous to engage gear and not exactly a mensa candidate, to be charitable. He was never worth £80 mil and if they don’t get shot of him in the next five days the loss will only increase further. Maybe Leics will take him back.

^ What's your Merch finishing place prediction Mystic?

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ What's your Merch finishing place prediction Mystic?

I'll answer that for SA

First.

Premier League Champions

AGAIN

Originally Posted by malmomike77

^ What's your Merch finishing place prediction Mystic?

Now you answer me a question

What will Arsenal win this year?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Now you answer me a question

What will Arsenal win this year?

they've only got to get one place better, Merch one place better just means they avoid relegation but still aren't in Euro turd comps

Originally Posted by malmomike77

they've only got to get one place better, Merch one place better just means they avoid relegation but stilla ren't in Euro turd comps

Can't answer the question, so I'll answer it for you: you'll be winning fuck all, you bell.

And we'll be lifting pots.

As usual, the trophy collectors gonna collect.

^^ i'm still waiting on the answer of how much you bet on that?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

And we'll be lifting pots.

The ones in the kitchens that feed the hospitality boxes that are rank

Originally Posted by hallelujah

wife

Wife??

Originally Posted by malmomike77

Are Merch in White?

No, white was the colour of the flags the defenders were wearing.

*introducing Gareth Bale*

Looks like it's gonna be another fun-filled football season on TD.



I'll have the last laugh though.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'll have....

38 weekly meltdowns.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

I'll have the last laugh though.

You will posting excuses at 3am

Originally Posted by hallelujah

The game swung on the disallowed Garnacho goal though.

An absolute sickener.

Only surpassed by the last minute winner for them.

I was fucking ill.

It's called dementia bud.

United were battered in that second half. That kunt Danny Wellbeck loves sticking it up United.

Instead of making a complete post-match cockwomble out of yourself you'd do well to go missing like Harry cockhead Maguire when United lose.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Looks like it's gonna be another fun-filled football season on TD.



I'll have the last laugh though.

It looks more than likely you'll be be sucking it up for most of the season again

Having read dil's latest pile of negative shite, I think you are still better off photoshopping Yogi's bals on Mendy's head.

Or better yet, that cocksucker Cy's.



Another reminder that hal knows:

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

It looks more than likely you'll be be sucking it up for most of the season again

Yep

Poster of the year:

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Molle

'e gets my votes.