Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I bet you have no idea ​what he means by that, do you.

De Ligt removed at half-time after Netherlands gaffe

Netherlands boss Ronald Koeman says he removed Matthijs De Ligt at half-time during Tuesday's 2-2 draw with Germany to protect the Manchester United defender.


De Ligt played poorly against Bosnia and Herzegovina on Saturday using an expletive to describe his performance in the Nations League.


The Netherlands defender then inexplicably handed Germany a route back in Tuesday's game with a misplaced pass when they were 1-0 up.


Germany then went in at ahead at the break and De Ligt was removed by Koeman.


"Of course I would rather have kept Matthijs de Ligt on the pitch," Koeman said.
"It just looks like he is now in a period where all his mistakes are being punished.
"I gave him a new chance today, but eventually protected him by taking him off."

Donkey signs a donkey, wotta surprise.

The 17th most prolific player in Serie A last season, Zirkshite, didn't even get a game, of course.

Probably a knee problem again.

Looks like it's Garnacho's turn to apologise now

Alejandro Garnacho has sparked controversy by liking an Instagram post that criticized Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag.

Oh look! I can see Harry the Fanny, Scintillating Cy and Poundshop Lu on a United thread again!

But what can't I see?

Trophhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss sss, fannnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ssssssssssssss!

^ Can you see ManU win over Southampton on Saturday?

Originally Posted by Molle

^ Can you see ManU win over Southampton on Saturday?

Of course I can, Lu.

There's even word on the street we'll be getting a few players back from injury.

And MANUEL UGARTE, player of the Copa America tournament in line for a debut too.



MANCHESTER UNITED - PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 2024/25

Originally Posted by hallelujah

But what can't I see?

Getting above last season's 8th place before The Donkey is sacked?

Originally Posted by Edmond

Donkey

Imagine

Just imagine (all the people)

Not having scored a single goal in almost ONE WHOLE YEAR

And being stuck on the bench for the world's FIFTY EIGHTH ranked team.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Not having scored a single goal in almost ONE WHOLE YEAR

And still having scored 20% more PL goals than that Spasmus donkey at United, at a rate of more than 20 minutes per PL goal better. :-)

And still in his teens.....

Has the Argie been carted off to Dortmund yet?

Originally Posted by Edmond

And still having scored 20% more PL goals than that Spasmus donkey at United, at a rate of more than 20 minutes per PL goal better. :-)

And 33%+ more PL assists. Almost forgot. While out injured for almost a year. And he's still a teenager. Just how shit is Spasmus The Donkey!?

Originally Posted by Edmond

And still having scored 20% more PL goals than that Spasmus donkey at United, at a rate of more than 20 minutes per PL goal better. :-)

And still in his teens.....

He has been in the squad since 2021, yet hasn't scored a goal for a year and is currently warming the bench for Ireland and Brighton, you complete cretin.



Meanwhile, Hojlund, the Best Young Striker in Europe is scoring 16 in his first season despite being injured for half of it, becoming the youngest ever player to score in 6 consecutive Premier League games, WINNING TROPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS and scoring 5 in the Champions League.

I'm afraid I might have to downgrade hapless Evan from Poundshop to Pennyshop.

Originally Posted by cyrille

Erik ten Hag’s position at Manchester United has endured two weeks of scrutiny following Manchester United’s dismal 3-0 defeat to Liverpool.

The Dutchman has got off to shaky starts in each of his three seasons at United, with his side left on just three points from as many games this time around. A much better showing against Southampton is expected.

There seems to be a growing disconnect between a proportion of the fanbase and the manager, with little sign so far that last campaign’s problems have been resolved. A number of former Premier League players are unsure how long he will remain in situ if there is not an uptick in form.

Man United sent Erik ten Hag sack message as deadline outlined for Sir Jim Ratcliffe decision - Manchester Evening News

Another hot take from a newspaper that was banned from press conferences last season for their shite.

No agenda there, eh?

You got your bucket and spade packed yet?

Originally Posted by hallelujah

yet hasn't scored a goal for a year

While injured for a year, but still has more PL goals and assists than The Donkey. While still a teenager. Ouch.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Poundshop to Pennyshop.

Just like yerself if you've been putting money on United, no wonder yer slavin' away in fokin Vladivoscock cuddling up to that big Babushka at night.

Originally Posted by Edmond

Just like yerself if you've been putting money on United, no wonder yer slavin' away in fokin Vladivoscock cuddling up to a big Babushka at night.

That's no way to talk about MM.

So, could it be Ruudi at the wheel as soon as next week?

When are we likely to start hearing "Daydream believer" from away fans at Merch games

Deligtful.

Another Erik Ten Hag masterclass.

20 shots v 5.

A 3 - 0 canter for the Greatest Club in the World.

Absolute dominance.

And some cretins were talking about the trophy collector being sacked.



The only negative being yet more injuries picked up.

Haters gonna hate.

Knowers gonna know.

Trophy collectors gonna trophy collect.



Enjoy your weekend, girls.

A brilliant victory against 10 men that really helps in their pursuit of Brentford.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Trophy collectors gonna trophy collect.

Yesterday you won the trophy of beating a team in the bottom of the league. Every trophy counts!

^ green sent.

Originally Posted by Edmond

A brilliant victory against 10 men

Haters gonna hate.

Originally Posted by Molle

Every trophy counts!

Knowers gonna know.

Originally Posted by Edmond

^ green sent.

Multis gonna multi.

Trophy collectors gonna trophy collect.