Thread: Manchester Utd

Originally Posted by hallelujah

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It's called the Europa League, you dick

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

It's called the Europa League, you dick

1. Go and fuck yourself.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

It's called the Europa League, you dick

2. If we're lucky.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

It's called the Europa League, you dick

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You should watch the Arse game Hal. See how it's done.

Short of players for the bench so we've got a couple of academy lads there, but at this rate they'll both get a run out.

And a nice dead rubber next week.

Can't say much fairer than this from.Twitter:

What a game of football, Utd were excellent for large parts of the game but Onana has cost Utd in 4 of their 5 champions league games. I've been really forgiving up to this point but tonight less so. He's been really good recently and he was fantastic in the CL last season but these repeated mistakes are costing Utd dearly. Utd have scored 10 goals away from home in the CL and haven't won any of them. Lots of positives tonight but those mistakes are pissing me off.

Fernandes fuming afterwards with the chances we missed too.

Watching the quality of this team going forward though under The Great Ten Hag. Wow. Amazing.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

You love wanking bananas? Eh?

Originally Posted by harrybarracuda

You should watch the Arse game Hal. See how it's done.

Short of players for the bench so we've got a couple of academy lads there, but at this rate they'll both get a run out.

And a nice dead rubber next week.

An Arsenal fan talking about success in Europe.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Onana has cost Utd in 4 of their 5 champions league games. I've been really forgiving up to this point but tonight less so. He's been really good recently and he was fantastic in the CL last season but these repeated mistakes are costing Utd dearly.

[QUOTE]In May 2019, Onana spoke out about being a black goalkeeper, saying he had to work harder than his white counterparts due to misconceptions about black goalkeepers being more prone to making mistakes[/QUOTE]


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So...in the next stage United need a win at home and a draw in Copenhagen.

Copenhagen did well in Munchen.

Only one other team has taken points home from there in 10 years.

Ajax in 2018

A lot of Utd fans are hoping they don't qualify for the Europa league now, they may get their wish

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Europa league

Who cares about that ?

Originally Posted by helge

Who cares about that ?

Any port in a storm.

Still..Losers Cup

I'm still bewildered at the decision to let DeGea go and install the clown that is Onana. 47 million, equivalent to 200,000 pounds a week before his actual wages (so probably double). Yes, he does make the occasional good save, but certainly not as consistently as DeGea. I'm not seeing much of his supposed outfield prowess, ostensibly picking out players with long range passes (apparently a DeGea weakness). What I am seeing is his dawdling in his area with a casualness that gives me palpitations at the edge of the box, sometimes putting his defenders at risk of being closed down.

Add the fact of his loss (I'm hestitant to actually term it a loss) to the African Cup of Nations for a month in January, you have to wonder just who actually signed off on this buffoon. I wonder what Ben Foster is doing? As a former United man, would he consider coming out of retirement as he did with Wrexham last season? Couldn't be worse for sure.

And don't get me started on Mason Mount.

So Taggy bought Onzy the goalkeeper that couldn't stop a wet paper plane, and The Donkey Number 9 that couldn't score in a Cambodian Granny Brothel.

At least Mount the new midfield number 7 is....... oh. He's shit too.

Thankfully the previous summer saw him sign Anton.... oh.

On the positive side they did score three pretty impressive goals tonight.

De Gea first season at the theatre of dreams was a bit dubious, so maybe there is hope.

IS THERE FVCK!
THEY'RE SHITE AND THEY KNOW THEY ARE

So they took one point home & away against that shower of .

Bottom of the group.

Kane will supply the coup de grace.

Famous Hal Quotes #2,359

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Sit back and enjoy.

The bottling starts here.

Look on the bright side, all you've got to do is beat Bayern and hope the other game is a draw.

Originally Posted by PAG

the clown that is Onana. 47 million, equivalent to 200,000 pounds a week before his actual wages (so probably double).

Not to mention the cost of now not making the 2nd round, and drawing instead of winning.

Stage	Prize Money
Winner	€20m
Runner-up	€15.5m
Semifinalists	€12.5m
Quarterfinalists	€10.6m
Round of 16	€9.6m
Group-stage wins	€2.8m

Another 10+ million he cost United at least.


Then of course there's the risk of not qualifying for the CL next season due to not winning it this season, and thus not being able to attract world class top signings next summer that are as good as Donkey, Mount, Antony and himself.

That was one helluva cock up for their second.

Who'd ave thunk it - Ziyech shot straight through the hole in the wall left when the two Turkish players vacated it.

To the keeper's right, as he unfathomably moved to his left.

Who is coaching these clowns?

Originally Posted by cyrille

That was one helluva cock up for their second.

Who'd ave thunk it - Ziyech shot straight through the hole in the wall left when the two Turkish players vacated it.

To the keeper's right, as he unfathomably moved to his left.

Who is coaching these clowns?

Ray Shoesmith on the left, McLaren on the right.

'Whenever Maguire was isolated he looked lost, whirling around like a dalek stuck between flights of stairs'. - Barney Ronay



Onana provides Manchester United’s vessel of chaos in drunken pirate ship | Manchester United | The Guardian

Originally Posted by cyrille

'Whenever Maguire was isolated he looked lost, whirling around like a dalek stuck between flights of stairs'. - Barney Ronay



Onana provides Manchester United’s vessel of chaos in drunken pirate ship | Manchester United | The Guardian

You should really post the headline.



Oh go on then, I will.

Welcome to chaos: Manchester United pay for their startling incompetence

Great to see Harry Maguire nominated for Premier League player of the month and Erik nominated for manager of the month.

Clearly, there are those who know and those who rely on football365 and the rest of the United-loathing press for their opinions.