Thread: Manchester Utd

Shaky start but Everton have done everything they can to help you out.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Shaky start but Everton have done everything they can to help you out.

Yep.

United very fragile. Silly tackles by Everton.

Mainoo one of the few behind the attackers who looks like he can hold the ball. He's only fucking 18!

Garnacho obviously the big danger for us. Rashford has done well too.

2-0 has been a dodgy scoreline for us this season...and we were playing well in games we fucked up.

Today we aren't.

Not over yet.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

A better 2nd half and relatively straightforward in the end.

Everton could still be playing this time tomorrow and they still couldn't score.

101 games as of today for THE GREAT ERIK TEN HAG now and 61 wins.

A better record than both Arteta and Klopp after the same number.

Erik ten Hag 100 60
Mikel Arteta 100 54
Jurgen Klopp 100 50

Hal kno...you know the drill.

How many lost and drawn matches, Hal ?

Originally Posted by helge

How many lost and drawn matches, Hal ?

It's the wins that count.

And all this with 7,000 injuries and the non stop off pitch shit.

Right. Curry? Beer? Curry and beer?

I'm off out.

Bollocks to parched March

Twelve months ago, as the press and Jurgen were reminding us every fucking day, Liverpool were having a season plagued by injury with key players out.

This is how the table looked in February. They were TENTH.

What Liverpool need to avoid worst-ever Premier League points total - Liverpool FC - This Is Anfield

This is how the table ended up after players started returning:

They finished 5th, 8 points behind United.

Liverpool injuries- it's a problem.

Newcastle injuries- it's a problem.

Spurs injuries- it's a problem.

Villa injuries- it's a problem.

United injuries- no excuse. SaCk TeN hAg!

^ and the delusion gets worse …..

Originally Posted by Switch

^ and the delusion gets worse …..

So, along with coherent arguments, you don't do statistics either.



Apart from clearly being quite a bit puddled, just what do you bring to the table?

Originally Posted by Switch

^ and the delusion gets worse …..

Who is he trying to convince with his nonsense.

Us, or himself?

*deep*

Originally Posted by Edmond

Who is he trying to convince with his nonsense.

Us, or himself?

*deep*

Please don't post about football.

You make my eyes bleed.

Actually, just please don't post.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

101 games as of today for THE GREAT ERIK TEN HAG and 61 wins.

A better record than both Arteta and Klopp after the same number (stats as of yesterday):

Erik ten Hag	100	60
Mikel Arteta	100	54
Jurgen Klopp	100	50

Hal kno...you know the drill.

Just a reminder in case you all missed it.

Wan Bissaka, Maguire and, most importantly, Hojlund due back for Liverpool next week.

If we keep being that open though and giving the ball away like yesterday (hello, Casemiro), it will be a loss.

I've got a feeling though and we're long due an FA Cup trophy. I've already told my old man to apply for a semi final ticket cos I'll fly back for it (he won't go, so I'll have it if we get one).

Mason Mount due back "after the international break."

He was injured all season for Chelsea last year.

He was available on a free this summer.

We paid 55 million for him to be injured all season.

Who the fuck signed off this deal?

Why not just wait and assess how he did after injury and/or how he did for Chelsea this season?

Utter incompetence throughout the club.

Welcome aboard Sir Jim.

Quiet on here since my fact bombs and yet another Ten Hag win, isn't it?



Anyway, I've got another for you all and it goes like this...



In 77 it was Docherty...

I love these kunts more than any words can express.

Make me proud next week and win that fucking cup in May.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttt ttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddd!

Originally Posted by hallelujah

In 77

You weren't even a zygote, on the other hand my footie nickname was Highway after the Leepool player, which i didn't appreciate

Actually, mate, my dad was just about to spring into action!

I went to every game on this cup run apart from Forest away.

Hereford away, Newcastle away, Sheff United away, the two Oldham semis and the two finals.

My old fella took me everywhere.



For the last 5 minutes I was so nervous I went and stood under the stands.

I saw a bloke with a jumper at half time and under the United crest it said "Torbay Reds." I had no idea for years where Torbay was, but I knew it was far away.

We stopped for ice creams at the services on the way back up north and I was so happy. Got home about 2 or 3 in the morning.

So this was 30 moon yesrterday



We were in K Stand above all the West Ham and I had a little United bag with some biscuits and a drink in that my mum always packed for me.

I forgot it after the game.

I'll never forget the look on my dad's face as I told him and it meant going back in the ground above thousands of West Ham spitting at us and throwing stuff.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

So this was 30 moon yesrterday



We were in K Stand above all the West Ham and I had a little United bag with some biscuits and a drink in that my mum always packed for me.

I forgot it after the game.

I'll never forget the look on my dad's face as I told him and it meant going back in the ground above thousands of West Ham spitting at us and throwing stuff.

It was also the day that West Ham's ICF got battered on camera outside the ground and in the pubs between OT and Piccadilly station.

I had no idea what the graffiti "ICF died here" meant for years when I was walking past.



And then someone told me.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Quiet on here since my fact bombs and yet another Ten Hag win, isn't it?

Yeah, you surely predicted that one, didn't you, O ye of little Faith

Originally Posted by helge

Yeah, you surely predicted that one, didn't you, O ye of little Faith

I may have been somewhat trepidatious, but I've been here throughout the season.

I've never backed down and I've always been here to take it.

As I always will be.

Give me that credit, at least.

Originally Posted by hallelujah

Give me that credit, at least.

Have I done anything but that ?

No

Nothing like a weekend reminiscing about the good times.

The West Ham quarter final was 39 years ago though, obviously.

Win next week and we'll win the cup. Beat City in the final.