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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    I wouldn't worry. Hal SOP is to lock himself away in floods of tears for a week or so then claim he's been "busy working" or some such nonsense.

    I think the thought of being gubbed away to Forest midweek then being thrashed by the plastic cheats at the weekend is scaring the crap out of him.

    If he loses both of those we might not see him for months.
    Sorry for not posting more often

    I've been laughing my cock off at yet another Arsenal capitulation in Europe

    You cockney faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe 90 View Post

    He even told me utd would lose before it happened.
    Of course I did.

    Cos I know everything about football.

    When we are missing the greatest centre forward in the world, the greatest centre back in the world and the greatest left back in the world, shit happens.

    And shit it was. Just like plastic Lu's understanding of football. Utter shit.

    Anyway, I'm getting on the piss now.

    You'll all be getting some in due course though, don't worry about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Molle View Post
    Hal tried a counter-curse, Hal failed.
    I knew it mate.

    23 years or something since they'd won at OT and injuries killing us again.

    It was due.

    I said to Chits on WhatsApp and my old fella on his way to the game.

    We were fucking garbage and got what we deserved: nada.

    One defeat in 2024, mind.

    Despite the nonsense from dickheads.

    Hope Casemiro is fit for Forest. Hope Hojlund is 2 weeks rather than 3 weeks too.

    I may have mentioned his ability on previous occasions , but he is a huge loss.

    No wonder Real Madrid are sniffing around him.

    Hal knows.

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    So now we know he secretly reads all the posts while he's pretending he's not here and wiping away the salty tears.



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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    You silly little kunt
    It wasn't that, that took 6 minutes of thinking time, was it.

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    It does highlight the gulf in so many aspects From the quality of the reserves, the recruitment, the team-spirit, coaching and management.

    The quality and dominance of their record CB, VvD, bought just a season before United's more expensive record CB, Maguire, is also hard not to notice, of course.

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    The question is has Sir Jim already phoned Moronho or does he think they can nick Alonso from under the mickey mouser's nose?

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    Must say, two minutes listening to tent peg in a press conference can seem a very, very long time.

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    He got all upset with Carragher and reckons he's got something against the Moaners.


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    46 separate cases of injury or illness The Great Ten Hag has had to deal with this season.

    237 games missed in total.

    Injuries to the best young striker in world football, the best centre back in the world and the best left back in the world. Extended lay offs too.

    He's the greatest manager in the world to deal with these injuries and still have us challenging for the title.

    He's MY MANAGER.

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    Quote Originally Posted by harrybarracuda View Post
    He got all upset with Carragher and reckons he's got something against the Moaners.

    Carragher has been wishing Ten Hag to the exit door since his very first game.

    He's petrified that his life will be made miserable for 20 years just like it was by Fergie.

    Like you are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    Carragher has been wishing Ten Hag to the exit door since his very first game.

    He's petrified that his life will be made miserable for 20 years just like it was by Fergie.

    Like you are.

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    Is Haggy giving another player the silent treatment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Is Haggy giving another player the silent treatment?
    Perhaps he is the Premier League's Marcel Marceau

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    Hopefully a flounce will come next.

    The MM of management. :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Hopefully a flounce will come next.
    Well if it's going to happen then now would be the time.

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    So, that will be 1 defeat in the whole of 2024, won't it?

    Yes, it will.



    MY MANAGER has the highest win % of any United boss post-Fergie. Despite 237 injuries.



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    The bottom line is, that despite any illness, injury or suspension, Ten Hag is not a very good coach. He has the choice to select other players from his squad, or use academy players to fill any gaps.

    He has not been doing that to any positive effect.

    If squad players are not up to it, that responsibility lies with the manager/coach. Ten Hag is the problem. He has been at the club long enough to make any necessary changes, and failed to do so. He is not the solution. He is the problem.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    MY MANAGER has the highest win % of any United boss post-Fergie.
    He doesn't.

    Though having lost 27 games before even playing 100, does that give him the highest loss %?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    MY MANAGER has the highest win % of any United boss post-Fergie.
    Yes, but all the others have been shite too.


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    Dear me, there's some unhappiness today, isn't there?




    As the Red Machine rolls on.



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    Enjoy your Thursday, girls.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    unhappiness
    Every Man United fan is unhappy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edmond View Post
    Every Man United fan is unhappy.
    Not the proper ones, bud.

    https://twitter.com/UnitedAways/stat...62174354379035

    All together now: We're on the march with Ten Hag's army, we're all going to Wembley...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hallelujah View Post
    We're on the march with Ten Hag's army,
    is he going to give his Capt a tutu to go with the arm band, fooking poof

    Bruno Fernandes: Criticism of Man Utd midfielder 'pathetic' says Reds boss Erik ten Hag

    Manchester United manager Erik ten Hag has accused Nottingham Forest of targeting Bruno Fernandes in their FA Cup fifth-round tie and called his captain's critics "pathetic".


    Fernandes sent over the free-kick that Brazilian midfielder Casemiro headed home for the visitors' 89th-minute winner to set up a home quarter-final with Liverpool.


    The Portugal international was heavily criticised on social media after Saturday's home defeat by Fulham where he stayed down after a challenge by Sasa Lukic, despite minimal contact, and then jumped up to play a part in an attack.


    "You saw that Forest were targeting him," said Ten Hag. "There were many fouls on him and you see when he is getting the ball, they are really tight on him."


    How many injuries have your team had this season?
    The 29-year-old appeared to be limping as he left The City Ground and Ten Hag feels the criticism of Fernandes' perceived play-acting is unfair.


    "I see social media criticising him," added Ten Hag. "It is pathetic. He had a serious injury but he continued to play on Saturday and then also he fought to be part of this game.


    "He has a very high pain threshold and last year, he did something similar against Spurs and I think in the semi-final (against Brighton). It shows his leadership."


    Ten Hag refused to say what the injury was, although against Fulham, Fernandes appeared to hurt his ankle.


    Forest boss Nuno Espirito Santo denied his team had singled out Fernandes, who was awarded one foul, for special treatment.


    "I don't think so," said Nuno, when asked if his team had targeted Fernandes. "I didn't see what Erik saw.


    "He (Fernandes) is a very good player. He needs to be controlled. We did that in a fair way."


    Bruno Fernandes: Criticism of Man Utd midfielder 'pathetic' says Reds boss Erik ten Hag - BBC Sport

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