Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by bsnub

I have many times, but you must be too stupid to remember.

All I can recall is you posting up a burger n fries with a mac n cheese side from a downtown gay bar

Originally Posted by Joe 90

Comedy Gold this Dinner thread!

Imagine all the members who have posted in the past few pages sat around making table talk over a thanksgiving dinner.


OK Stumpy I'll raise your quadruple of gastronomic cuisine in the hope of some profound one liners..

Fist up, Homemade Aberdeen Angus beef burgers and fries, good old fashioned American Chow..



Some more good ole American Chow, Chilli cooked from scratch and served in burritos..



Yeee how..



Cowboy ranch ribs, needed baked beans and a corn on the cob to be fair..



God bless America


I await your one line review with baited breath..

Nice work Joe, you’ve upped your game. A quick tip, use foil or baking paper when doing ribs to make the washing up easier.

He also needs to take the maggots out of his mouth to put a stop to that 'baited breath'.

Originally Posted by armstrong

I admit I'm no kitchen expert but I normally wash up after cooking not before. Maybe the yanks do it another way..

Originally Posted by armstrong

I admit I'm no kitchen expert but I normally wash up after cooking not before. Maybe the yanks do it another way..

So you are telling us, it took all those dishes to make that dish that you took out of the freezer and tossed in the microwave oven?

What 7 or 8 spoons, few forks, a bowl plastic containers?

What’s in the cereal bowl? Yesterday mornings cornflakes? I suppose that’s slightly healthier than a 7/11 hot dog.

I made some Greek style ribs with lemon roasted potatoes and a rice pilaf for dinner tonight. I was going to take a picture to post here, but then I remembered what a shitshow this thread is and said nah.

Ooooh noooo.

I promise I’ll stop.

Originally Posted by pickel

I made some Greek style ribs with lemon roasted potatoes and a rice pilaf for dinner tonight. I was going to take a picture to post here, but then I remembered what a shitshow this thread is and said nah.

Damnit. Those sound good. Red or white taters.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Looks like a towel

One to pull on yer corporate clients next time yer out for sushi, J.

Originally Posted by DrWilly

Nice work Joe, you’ve upped your game.

The chili looks like soup with whole cherry tomatoes in it mixed with clumps of mince.

The ribs look like leather.


So, yes, an improvement.

Those last 3 pages were a good read

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Damnit. Those sound good. Red or white taters.

Yukon Golds.

Originally Posted by pickel

Yukon Golds.

Love me some Yukon Golds.

Originally Posted by bsnub

Love me some Yukon Golds.

Me to. Little olive oil, parsley, garlic or like pickel did with lemon.

Goes great with so many meals. I like little red taters too.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

So you are telling us, it took all those dishes to make that dish that you took out of the freezer and tossed in the microwave oven?

What 7 or 8 spoons, few forks, a bowl plastic containers?

Or... Maybe. And this is a long shot I know. But maybe I don't live alone...

Originally Posted by DrWilly

What’s in the cereal bowl? Yesterday mornings cornflakes? I suppose that’s slightly healthier than a 7/11 hot dog.

Awww look at you zooming in trying to find something to pick at.

OMG LOOK HE HAS A SPOON

Originally Posted by armstrong

Awww look at you zooming in trying to find something to pick at.

OMG LOOK HE HAS A SPOON

Probably just a glitch

Originally Posted by armstrong

Awww look at you zooming in trying to find something to pick at.

You do not have to "zoom in" to find something to pick at, you utter fuckwit. The entire pic is loaded with disgusting.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Or... Maybe. And this is a long shot I know. But maybe I don't live alone...

Right, but still apparent that no one does the dishes. What is disgusting is that they are not even rinsed out.

Filth anyway you slice it.

Originally Posted by armstrong

Or... Maybe. And this is a long shot I know. But maybe I don't live alone...

Well that makes it even worse. With more people don't they do their dishes after eating or do you guys just stack them up until the ants and roaches come then wash them?

Tough crowd I know.

Not much space in a caravan snubby

Originally Posted by bsnub

You do not have to "zoom in" to find something to pick at, you utter fuckwit. The entire pic is loaded with disgusting.



Right, but still apparent that no one does the dishes. What is disgusting is that they are not even rinsed out.

Filth anyway you slice it.

That kitchen would make Jeff throw up.

Originally Posted by BLD

That kitchen would make Jeff throw up.

Naw Jeffs kitchen was fucking disgusting. I would say that both are on par.

Broke out a packet of frozen peas and more Lurpak was added to them bad boys even though it's only me and the youngest guy who are fans. The oldest guy rejects all veggies other than spuds sheesh. . Tomorrow will.be homemade burger night ala chitty style . Anyway Mrs bld has got shit sorted with dish washing , she yells at the kids and hey presto they get washed. Personally ( spelling?) I wash up as I go . It's a no brainer