Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What's this place coming to? Just when you think the which hoover shall I buy thread was a one off, you have 2 raving Mercan Cross Wop homos uploading photos of fukkin salads

No not me Dude.I'm no Homosapien, I only eat red meat !! don't even cook it.
The salad thing is stumpy's fault . he is a bad influence!!
My Mom warned me about men like him.

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

I only eat red meat !! don't even cook it.

Yeah

Rip off the horns and wipe its ass


(as they say in Argentina)

Originally Posted by Joe 90

I concur, totally American

Good one Joe. I still though do not understand why so many British folks want to smother foods in saucy liquids. It appears you lot do not like food so you mask it in liquid or cheesy sauces. It's what parents do to children to get them to eat it or to stretch a meal to save money. Guess it carried on into adulthood.

Btw. You are about due to hit us with a pic of liquid beans on something.

Originally Posted by Buckaroo Banzai

The salad thing is stumpy's fault . he is a bad influence!!

I accept responsibility for being a bad influence. God forbid we should eat something healthy and natural.

Let me get back to my Ribeyes or BBQ'd ribs.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

It's appears you lot do not like food so you mask it in liquid or cheesy sauces.

And you obviously haven't got your glasses on, when you..."pebber up" your TV dinner steaks.

But each to his own

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Btw. You are about due to hit us with a pic of liquid beans on something.

I was contemplating a salad with beans and gravy

Originally Posted by helge

But each to his own

And in the end, that's all that matters. Eat what you like and enjoy. However, that doesn't mean if someone posts up a plate/ bowl of slop, it will not be met with heavy criticism....

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Btw. You are about due to hit us with a pic of liquid beans on something.

Bean wars are on the horizon locally, word on the street is this could get ugly

^ Front page of the Beankok Post today.

^Bakedkok Post actually

^ oh man that could get ugly in Pattaya. All those pensioner Brits fighting for that last can of beans.

Originally Posted by Headworx

Bean wars are on the horizon locally, word on the street is this could get ugly

Apparently a consequence of the war in Ukraine.

Heartbreaking

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Heartbreaking

It ain't going to be wind breaking

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

Heartbreaking

I shed a small tear....

Originally Posted by Stumpy

Good one Joe. I still though do not understand why so many British folks want to smother foods in saucy liquids. It appears you lot do not like food so you mask it in liquid or cheesy sauces. It's what parents do to children to get them to eat it or to stretch a meal to save money. Guess it carried on into adulthood.

Btw. You are about due to hit us with a pic of liquid beans on something.

Touche', Stumps!! All Anglophones are homogenous - so....any displays of comparatives diets and techniques are all quite moot. You folks deserve one another.

Originally Posted by Stumpy

oh man that could get ugly in Pattaya. All those pensioner Brits fighting for that last can of beans.

I've got 1 can in a kitchen cupboard which represents 50% of the amount of cans I'd buy each year. The plan is to wait till there's a real shortage on and things are getting edgy around town, then drive down Beach Rd and throw it among the brittle coffin dodgers who sit there looking desolate each day and see if they get into a fight like Seagulls on a hot chip. Our man sausages could well be in among them duking it out

Anyway, a very simple but favourite home cooked dinner tonight of shake'n'bake pork chops, garlic mash, and sprouts.

^ You'd also be lost without beans, ketchup, gravy and shake n fukkin bake

Shake-n-Bake.
Indeed.

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

You'd also be lost without beans, ketchup, gravy and shake n fukkin bake

Couldn't give a fuck if brittle style beans disappeared off the face of the planet tomorrow, where as you'd be looking for the nearest cliff to drive your bus over . American style beans would be missed though.

Originally Posted by HuangLao

Shake-n-Bake.
Indeed.

So what was your dinner Jeff? Roscoe's or Popeye's? Taco Bell perhaps? We'll never know of course, wouldn't want anyone to see how your American heritage fucks up your fantasy of being a Thai living off grid eating a steady diet of water beetles and cassava

Originally Posted by Headworx

Couldn't give a fuck if brittle style beans disappeared off the face of the planet tomorrow, where as you'd be looking for the nearest cliff to drive your bus over . American style beans would be missed though.

What American beans are these?

The Mexican ones? Or their own version of Heinz which is full of Mollasses and nothing like the tomatoey sauce flavour one they make for us Brittles?

I doubt Stumpy or Snubby have tried the Brit version or they don't understand breakfasts without half a tub of syrup

Originally Posted by Joe 90

A Mendy sized portion of peas really didn't cut the mustard so a 7/10 from me.

Those are either tinned peas or you boiled frozen peas for an awful long time?

If you'd have lightly boiled frozen peas, or even microwaved them for a couple of minutes, I bet you would have awarded yourself 10/10!

Originally Posted by Reg Dingle

What American beans are these?

Give us a yell when you've spent time in America and have eaten at enough BBQ joints to know what American beans are, we'll discuss why they're so good compared to the sweet shit you guys proudly claim as a national treasure then.