Thread: Dinner

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

Can bring you one to Satnav no probs ,, they are not too heavy .

Mabe I'll put one in Jans case ,, will be a tad less embarrassing when immigration at Heathrow empty my case out in front of all and sundry

There will be a large number of cool beers waiting for you

^ Cheers for that mate , not a drinker really but Jan will happily sup a couple , BUT would settle for one of your delicious roast chicken dinners complete with York pud

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

^ Cheers for that mate , not a drinker really but Jan will happily sup a couple , BUT would settle for one of your delicious roast chicken dinners complete with York pud

Deal

Egg poacher, bit of gladwrap and a pot.

Best egg I've ever been dished up in this country..

GPS location please

Not bad for a petrol station in the middle of nowhere, is it? I was ruddy gobsmacked!

Somtam...คุณถามว่า...ไข่สุกใช่ไหม

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Not bad for a petrol station in the middle of nowhere, is it? I was ruddy gobsmacked!

You'd cry if you saw what my missus does to eggs.
I've tried, over and over to no availe.

Originally Posted by Necron99

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Not bad for a petrol station in the middle of nowhere, is it? I was ruddy gobsmacked!

You'd cry if you saw what my missus does to eggs.
I've tried, over and over to no availe.

Mine does great eggs now; poached, fried and scrambled. Does a mean omelette too.

PS - this idiot spell checker can't spell.

Originally Posted by charleyboy

Somtam...คุณถามว่า...ไข่สุกใช่ไหม

No I said, 'don't make my egg look like the charred remains of a chicken's arse' - which was apparently understood.

Notice I gave the cucumbers a chilli vinegar dousing. My own special touch to the dish..

Originally Posted by nigelandjan

I really enjoy slow cooking some ox heart but its bloody hard to try and get hold of here now ,, see if I can get some and do a picture of the old dinner , its delicious IMO

Oven roasted lamb hearts, the best !

Somtam. You're a ferkin star!

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Best egg I've ever been dished up in this country..

I can imagine the dear little " cutie " who cooked it for you ,, thinking all her xmas's had come at once


Anyways heres tonights offering spag boll ,,,,,or as we now say in the UK

SPAGHETTI BOLOGNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIGGHHHSSS S

Originally Posted by Necron99

Originally Posted by somtamslap

Not bad for a petrol station in the middle of nowhere, is it? I was ruddy gobsmacked!

You'd cry if you saw what my missus does to eggs.
I've tried, over and over to no availe.

How about this to make the perfect egg then:

^Nige. Get me one !!!!!

Clumsy cow

What a brilliant bit of kit. Nige. Get us all one!

Did you hear the crunching noise when she bit into it at 3.36 ?

Fok that Nige, Get me one of these for my pool instead, and bring your chefs hat and speedos

A tad short on the coconut milk tonight ,, but the waistline has to decrease so a nice little green goong curry

Tradtional for me tonight.

Originally Posted by Koojo

Sorry to say Nigel, compared to your usual offerings that looks crap. Maybe it's just a bad photo.
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I'm sorry about that ,, I was so bastard hungry I couldnt faff about ,, infact I nearly took a lump outta the table

Originally Posted by Koojo

Tradtional for me tonight.

Peas, carrots, mash and.....I'm guessing chicken? Deep fried? boneless?

P.S What kind of retard uses a fork to spread his butter!